Shortly after ♀ & I started dating, I convinced her to go with me to see some strippers. She had never been to see female strippers before and I had never gone with a woman. We were both pleasantly surprised. For one thing, it is much more common for women to go to strip clubs then it was ten years ago. (The ‘S’ word was not even permitted to be mentioned in my past relationship)

I view them in a much different way then I did before. We discuss outfits (what looks good on the dancer and what might look good on either of us), music choices, dancing skills, interaction with the audience, body types and overall sex appeal. As well as other factors.

However, no matter how well a girl scores in all other areas the one thing that undoes it all for ♀ is fake boobies. She can not stand them. The only way it might be OK is if the boob job is done well enough that there might be some doubt as to whether or not they are real. It’s funny but she doesn’t complain very much about fake boobies in porn. Maybe that’s because there are so few real ones in porn these days, or maybe it’s just a completely different situation. (I’ll ask her later) I should point out that ♀ has had a breast reduction. So even though a surgeon helped her get her beautiful breasts, it’s all hers. I think we’re getting a digital camera for xmas and hopefully she’ll let me post pics of her goddessness.

Anyway, she has taught me well because I scored 18/20 on this breast test. Try it yourself and post the results and say hello!

http://www.c4wkg0blin.com/breasttest.html