Slip of a Girl and Cyber Space Babe both tagged me and I just cannot ignore requests from beautiful women.

So here’s my list of 10 Oddball Random Things About Me:

1) I really am a cross-dressing sissy.

2) I really am straight.

3) I can’t pee in front of anybody. Not even ♀. If I need to use a public washroom, I have to wait for a stall.

4) Whenever anybody comments on my painted toe nails I tell them it keeps my wife amused, but I feel naked if they’re not painted.

5) I’ve been paying for the dental plan at work for 19 years, but have only been going to the dentist every six months for the past 5 years.

6) I once sent my grandfather flowers. He panicked and flushed my uncles bag of weed down the toilet.

7) I asked the kids to help me with this list and they both laughed and said ‘what isn’t odd about you?’ and really, they don’t know the half of it.

8)  I don’t get the whole ‘pet’ thing, but I admire wild animals. Zoos make me sad.

9) I always vote and have never voted for a winning candidate.

10) I am mechanically inept.

holy doodle…i made it onto fleshbot