I had my very first pedicure quite by accident about a year ago. ♀ was having one and when she couldn’t decide between the red and the purple, she decided I should get the purple so she could enjoy both colours. Two tiny asian women spent an hour or so doing amazing things to my feet while the chair gave me a damn fine massage. I was hooked. I LOVE pedicures.

I remember there was a woman sitting next to me and her treatment was just getting started and she had just happened to pick out the same shade of purple that I had on. The pedicurist pointed it out to her and this woman said eww I don’t want the same colour he’s wearing. I felt kind of bad, but when my nails were drying a different woman said she thought that it was a very nice colour.

I file and massage ♀ feet almost every night and we paint each others toe nails all the time, but it’s sure a treat getting the full meal deal. We’re going to a wedding next weekend and ♀ is planning on wearing open-toed shoes so we decided to go get pampered. The woman that did mine said I have very nice toe nails and she liked my smooth legs.

When I told Mini (the 10 yr old) that we were going for pedicures he said I should get them painted red with yellow flames. We picked Junior (the 18 yr old) up after we were done and I asked him if it looked like flames. He looked at my nails, shaved legs and girly shorts and said “yeah, flaming is a good description.”.

I told ♀ I was thinking of wearing a dress to the wedding and she thought it would be bad form to be prettier then the bride. I don’t think there’s any chance of that, but maybe she has a point. That might not be the best time and place to announce that I’m a cross-dressing sissy. Besides I’m toasting the bride. If I wear a dress, it might be a bit ummm distracting.

HHNT.

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ps: does anybody besides ♀ call them ‘piggies’?