Wasn’t Miss Piggy the greatest? Sexy and confident and can’t you just picture her kicking Santa’s sorry ass if he brought her fruitcake?

So how do you like my wrapping job on ♀’s present? The boys thought it was great…♀, not so much.

Junior thinks it’s a decoy box. He figures mom will be digging through 5 feet of Styrofoam to get to a little box at the bottom. Mini thinks it’s a fishing pole. The more he thought about his step-mom fishing the more amused he got. She hates bugs and the only way she can eat any fish is if it doesn’t look, feel, smell or taste ‘fishy’. So I have to agree with him, the thought of ♀ with live bait to catch a live fish is pretty amusing.

♀ thinks it’s a big fancy jewelry box (some assembly required).

I told her it’s a BIG fancy dildo (no assembly required).

So what’s your guess? I’ll let you know next week…you’ll never guess.

Are you all ready for Christmas? I’ve got one more huge (the biggest of the year) shift and then I’m done. It feels like I’ve been living at the bakery the past week. I think I mentioned awhile ago that we had an order for bread in the shape of turtles. Well somebody has ordered 3 bread ‘alligators’ for Christmas Eve.  In past years, getting an order for something we’ve never made before on the busiest shift of the year would have only added to my foul disposition, but this year I think it’s darn funny. Cuz nothing says Christmas like 3 big honking alligators.

Cheers (seriously, it`s Dec23 and I`m in a good mood…getting laid 3 times in the past 12 hours helped…but the point is it`s almost Christmas and I`m not being sarcastic when I say `cheers`),

sss

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1. 

   aaaaa

   Comment by aaa — December 23, 2007 @ 10:06 am

2. 

   what a great post. It made me laugh and gave me the warm and fuzzies all over. Your a wonderful person XOXOXOXOX

   Comment by modder — December 24, 2007 @ 7:27 am

3. 

   I am saying a set of spreader bars…

   Comment by kinkymaritalbed — December 25, 2007 @ 4:21 am

4. 

   great kinky guess. maybe that’ll be on her bday list. though since i’m the submissive one, they should really be on my list
   sss

   Comment by sweatshopsissy — December 25, 2007 @ 8:26 am

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