Last August when ♀ was preparing to go back to school, we had several discussions on what to about a computer. The one we had was making noises like it didn’t want to live much longer. Neither of us are very techy and the blue screen of death was appearing way to often to ignore. We agreed she would need something reliable and what we had probably wasn’t. Also, once she started school full-time she’d only be working part-time and to go out and buy one might be difficult. What to do? We talked about getting a lap-top, but if she had it at school what would the boys & I use? So in the end we bought new home computer (Vista sucks).

Four months later, completely out of the blue she says, “I think we should get a lap-top.”

The rest of the discussion happened over a couple of weeks and went something like this: “We have a brand new computer. We don’t need a lap-top.”

“I was thinking of a used one. Maybe something off Ebay. It would make transferring work between school and home much easier.”

“I don’t know if an on-line purchase for something like that is such a good idea. The memory stick was supposed to look after the whole data transfer issue.”

“You could use it when we go on holidays. Even if you couldn’t get an Internet connection, you could at least write. Also, if I’m in the office and Junior is in his room I can hear him having sex. A mother shouldn’t have to listen to that.”

“I don’t mind using a pen and paper when we’re on holidays and there’s almost always someplace to check email. That one girl Junior’s been banging lately you can hear throughout the whole house. We can’t really afford it and…”

“We could use the lap-top to have cyber sex.”

“…and I guess it wouldn’t hurt to look around.”

 ♀ did some research and found a local business (local as in from this time zone) that sells refurbished lap-tops. Their web site looked professional, prices seemed reasonable, they all have a 90 day warranty and I liked the idea that we could actually see them and try them and ask questions.

A couple of Saturdays ago we decided we should drive out and have a look. While we were getting ready to go, ♀ said she wanted me to wear the <Njoy> butt-plug for the day and I immediately bent over the bed so she could insert it. If you’ve never had this particular pleasure, let me tell you it feels great once it’s inside, but getting it there does take some effort (we have the large one). The TV was on while she was getting me lubed and I was trying to relax. They were talking about police Tazers…they’ve had some very bad press around here lately. ♀ wanted to know what would happen to me if I got tazered while I had a big chunk of steel up my ass. She was almost hysterical at the thought of me lighting up like a Christmas tree. See, everyone thinks I’m the pervert, but really it’s ♀.

The city where the lap-top store is was kinda out of our way, but I used to hang out in the area several lifetimes ago so we decided to make a day of it. We bought the computer, went for a nice lunch, did some shopping and ended the day by stopping in at a strip club. (If you’re new here ♀ loves the peelers…so do I, but don’t tell) It was about 4 pm and there were only about 30 people there. So not a lot of energy in the room, but great seats and prompt service. The first dancer was attractive, but she seemed bored…just going through the motions. The waitress told us there was a dancer every half-hour so we decided we would just stay for one more then head home to get the new computer up and running.

The next girl had an excellent costume…mostly just leather straps wrapped around her arms and legs and a leather thong and bra. She was also a really good dancer…lots of energy and very flexible. But she was completely flat-chested. Don’t get me wrong, flat-chested women can be sexy, it’s just that ‘stripper’ seems like an odd career choice.

Now we weren’t sitting right on gyno row and yes we were talking about her, but she couldn’t possibly have heard us and I don’t think ♀ was being rude (it’s not like we were pointing and laughing), but right near the end of her set this girl stopped and yelled at us, “What the hell is your problem?”

We both looked up, “Huh?”

“You think you could do better? Let’s see your tits”

So ♀ stood up and showed everyone her beautiful breasts. She got lots of cheers. The stripper grabbed her stuff and marched off the stage.

 A couple of guys sent drinks over to our table so we stayed for one more show. This girl was attractive enough, but she couldn’t walk (or dance) in her boots. Seriously, I walk better in heels then she does. I don’t know if that’s something I would have noticed before I started cross-dressing, but her ankles kept rolling over and it was very distracting.

I needed to take the plug out of my ass when we got home and this is where I found ♀ when I came out of the bathroom….

So this past weekend ♀ decided we should have cyber sex. During the final painful year of the relationship with my ex, my only sexual contact with anyone was online. I met women (or guys pretending to be women) in Yahoo game rooms like Backgammon and Cribbage. So thinking it would be easy to find someone to play with, we picked a name and logged into the Yahoo chat rooms. What a joke. Every womans’ name we clicked on linked back to a pay web cam site. We tried some other sites, with no more success. At one site a couple of guys messaged us, but ♀ had already decided she wanted a woman for our first time.

We got bored and frustrated and ended up going onto <YouPorn> and watching a video about a very naughty babysitter. It wasn’t until after our pulse rates had returned to normal that we noticed there’s a ‘chat’ section there. We logged on for a bit, but it was kind of confusing with all the bubbles floating around.

So I have a question. If ♀ ever gets it into her head that she’d like to try cyber sex again do you have some suggestions on where we should go? It might be a very long time before that happens so I’m not asking for a specific person….just a location.

HHNT

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6 Comments »

1. 

   Cybersex is tough because you have to find someone who is cool, and that’s the hard part. I’ve done it many times and if they’re not fun, you won’t have fun. You have to find someone who is into it.

   She does have nice tits, but you should have bought a Mac. Less headaches, less crashes, no viruses.

   Happy HNT!

   Comment by Kate — February 21, 2008 @ 5:16 am

2. 

   What a great bra! HHNT!

   Comment by lushlyme — February 21, 2008 @ 5:19 am

3. 

   I’d try Xtube…they have a much better community than YouPorn and other such sites. I suspect that you’ll find more guys here as well, but there are a lot of cool girls and couples too. Filter out the commercial bs right away and then just browse through the videos and click on the uploader’s name when you find one you like. I’ve met some cool people on that site. Good luck with your cyber-hunt!

   Comment by Rori — February 21, 2008 @ 7:36 am

4. 

   What a beautiful pair of breasts

   Have a great HNT

   M.K

   Comment by My Fiancee s Hot — February 21, 2008 @ 1:04 pm

5. 

   I want to be that computer

   Comment by stealth — February 21, 2008 @ 4:07 pm

6. 

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   Comment by SEXY-GIRL — February 22, 2008 @ 3:49 pm

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