My Best Friend Porn has become one of my favourite blogs to visit in recent months and believe it or not, it’s not because of the porn. If you haven’t been there, you really should. It’s hosted by The Guy and The Girl and they write short reviews on a variety of porn they find online. They write these reviews separately, but sometimes they’ll both comment on a video and they are so much fun. I just love their sense of humour and really, that’s the main reason I visit their site almost every day. I know that must sound like your dad saying he reads Playboy for the articles, but in my case it’s really true. Remember, I need permission to masturbate (♀ doesn’t give permission very often) so I don’t try to torment myself. OK OK, I do watch some, but not nearly as many as you might imagine.

 

In recent months The Girl & I started crushing on Bree Olson and…well, it might be easier to show you a conversation  The Girl  & I had. First, here are their reviews for this clip:

SHE SAYS:
Well, make that the first 15 minutes. It is all about the tease in this clip. It drives me absolutely, positively insane! I love this clip more than any other clip I have found. That girl receiving this amazing massage is so incredibly sexy. Watching someone get turned on as much as this girl does is almost enough to give me an orgasm. I am seriously getting incredibly turned on AGAIN while typing this. I seriously think that all porn should be like this clip. I love watching real people have real orgasms. I ♥ porn!

HE SAYS:
Agreed, this is one of my all-time favorite porn scenes too. The Girl is exactly right, the tease in the beginning is incredible. I was practically biting my nails waiting for her to finally remove that bra and touch those breasts! I think the blonde is Bree Olson. This is one of the most boner-inducing lesbian scenes ever!

Now here’s the conversation we had in the comment section:

# sweat shop sissyon 30 Jan 2009 at 9:18 pm

 

that entire clip was great, but i agree, the seduction at the beginning was amazing!

# The Girlon 31 Jan 2009 at 2:07 am

 

I really did have probably five orgasms the first time I watched it. I love the tease!

# The Girlon 02 Feb 2009 at 8:42 pm

 

GODDAMNIT!
I am totally commenting on my own blog right now because I just used this very clip again! Two orgasms by 10:13. What is wrong with me?

Maybe I should become Bree Olson’s personal cinematographer.

Yes, that’s my new goal in life.

# sweat shop sissyon 08 Feb 2009 at 5:54 pm

 

It’s good to have goals and that’s a very good goal to have. You will definitely need an assistant for a job like that and I would like to put my name in now for that position!
sss

# The Girlon 09 Feb 2009 at 12:23 am

 

sweat shop sissy, you are hired. OK, well, I guess it is settled. First things first: SSS, get Bree Olson’s agent on the phone. Have her send me her entire schedule via outlook appointment immediately. I would also like it printed out (31-day calendar style) and on my desk by Tuesday morning. We can then start scheduling the shoots. I have a few ideas when it comes to outfits, but I think maybe you can take part of that role.

There’s so much to do!

# sweat shop sissyon 09 Feb 2009 at 1:41 am

 

Hey Girl;
I wasn’t able to get April’s (Bree’s assistant) phone #, but I did find an email and sent her your request. I guess now we just need to wait with worms on out tongues (bated breath).
I’ll keep you posted!
sss

# The Girlon 09 Feb 2009 at 2:20 am

 

SSS,
I know it is early to say this, being that it is your first day on the job, but you are getting a raise! I cannot wait for our future in porn together watching Bree Olson get orgasms which will in turn give us orgasms. It’s going to be the best job ever!

Should I put in my two weeks at my stupid day job?

# The Guyon 09 Feb 2009 at 11:49 am

 

Um, just wondering who will be left behind at My Best Friend Porn headquarters to do the website while everyone is off having orgasms and filming Bree Olsen porn? It sounds a lot like I will be that person. This is bullshit.

# The Girlon 09 Feb 2009 at 8:44 pm

 

I was assuming that you and I were a very sexy team! The filming will take place at MBFP headquarters, silly.

 

Fun stuff, right?

While I was doing the research for my new job as The Girls assistant, I found this interview with Bree on Fleshbot . Don’t bother watching it, it’s probably one of the worst interviews ever, but one of the questions was, ‘do you remember the first porn you ever watched?’ Bree couldn’t remember the name of the it, but she described a movie from the seventies. In it a young girl is babysitting  and she lays a poster of John Travolta out on the floor and masturbates on his face. The parents of the child she’s babysitting come home early and catch her in the act. Then they promise not to tell her parents if she has sex with them. It made me laugh. I’d forgotten John Travolta was such a stud muffin back in the day.

 

Old Time Porn is a site I visit maybe once a month. It’s exactly what the title suggests. They only show short (maybe 1 min.) clips of the movies and you have to go to pay sites if you want to see the whole thing. I was there the other day to see what was new and imagine my suprise when I saw this clip. That’s the first porn movie Bree Olson ever watched! What are the odds of coming across the same obscure 70′s porno twice in a matter of weeks?

 

So, do you remember the first porno you ever watched? Mine was 800 Fantasy Lane. It must have been 1980 or ’81. A bunch of us rented a Beta video machine and a handful of tapes for a weekend house party. It was your typical teenage party; guys drinking beer and telling lies, people smoking too much weed and tipping over, girls flirting with everyone but me and all the drama and angst that goes along with parties like that. And in the background, 800 Fantasy Lane played over and over. Seriously, it must have been on for 8 or 10 hours continuously. Good times!

 

So, do you remember the first porno you ever watched? Tell us all about it!

 

Cheers,

♀ & sss

 

Finally, a new post and finally, ♀ & I managed to get three days off together; no jobs, no kids, no visitors no obligations. Three whole days all to ourselves. We’ve been so busy for so long, we’d become accustomed to our time alone together being doled out in little bits and pieces.

 

What did we do? Well, ♀ painted our en suite bathroom (is that redundant?) We’ve been in this condo for just over four months and this is the first room she’s painted. That should give you some indication of just how busy we’ve been. The next room to be done will be our bedroom. She’s eager to get that done because our Queynte painting has finally arrived from Jackie. It really is beautiful. The colours and the details are brilliant. There are a couple of issues though. It’s not quite as ‘abstract’ as we’d convinced ourselves it would be. The two people who have seen it (my mother and step-son) knew right away what it was. That’s not necessarily a bad thing. We’ve tried to make our bedroom a very sensuous place and have several nudes so it will be a perfect fit. I guess we’d just imagined ‘what’ and ‘who’ would be our little secret. I asked ♀ if she was still comfortable with hanging it and she said, ‘with the amount of money we spent on it, you better believe it’s going up!’  That brings me to the second issue. The price Jackie quoted us was more then we’d ever spent on a piece of art, but we were able to justify it because we both loved the idea and the examples we saw online are so gorgeous and really, you expect to pay more for a commissioned piece. What we didn’t count on…and this wasn’t Jackie’s fault at all…was the cost of shipping and insuring a large flat package and duty and taxes and framing and all those extras added about $600 to the final price. I’m sure once it’s up on the wall we will love it forever, but right now it stings a bit.

 

 Do you remember the book Mister Got To Go? It was one of my favourite books to read to Mini when he was little. It takes place at our favourite place to stay when we spend the night in Vancouver, The Sylvia Hotel. It was built in 1912 and it has been designated a heritage building so there are very strict guidelines to what they can do to it. The plumbing and electrical and safety stuff is all up to modern codes, but it still has a very old feel to it. We were lucky enough to get a room looking out onto English Bay. It was loveRly. We only spent one night, but we did a lot of…ummm…stuff. Yeah, of course we did  ’that’, but we also went to the Firehall Arts Centre and saw This Mortal Flesh. It’s had mixed reviews, but we really enjoyed it.

 

After we checked out of the room we had a very leisurely breakfast in the hotel restaurant, just looking out at the water and watching life go by. Later we did some shopping. We bought a bag full of books that included three collections of erotic fiction. The one I’m most excited about is Yes Ma’am  edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel. Surprised? Not.

 

We stopped at a specialty wine store and ♀ found a couple of bottles to try. We avoided malls and just wandered through small independent shops. Eventually we ended up at Little Sister’s. We found a leather flogger that ♀ said would be perfect for when she wants to put me over her knee (the flogger we have and the riding crop are both to long), but she decided it was to much $. We did get a ceramic massaging stone and two new toys; a new bullet for her and a prostrate massager for me.

 

After we’d finished shopping, we stopped in at the Number 5 Orange and watched a few pretty girls take their clothes off. If you’ve never been, the women need to climb a ladder from the stage up to the change room after their set. ♀ & I had the best table in the bar; in front of the stage and underneath the ladder. Purrfect! We stopped for a late dinner on the way home and watched the last period of the hockey game. Canucks win…again!

 

Guess what? When we got home our condo was exactly how we left it. Isn’t that just the coolest thing?  Have I mentioned how much I like this empty-nest lifestyle?  The other great thing about getting home is our bed. I am quite certain I have never loved a piece of furniture as much as I love our bed. Once we were unpacked and the mail was checked and we were settled into bed, ♀ had a brilliant thought and we did something we’d never done before. We lay beside each other head-to-foot and got out our new toys. First she inserted the prostrate massager into my bum, then she started fucking herself with her glass dildo and playing with her clit with her new bullet. It was the coolest thing. We could look into each others eyes AND we had an up close view of each others naughty bits as we masturbated. She came first, then took the dildo out and spread her lips wide open for me. The sight of the  juices dripping out of her cunt and the vibrations in my bum pushed me over the edge soon after.

 

We’ve watched each other masturbate before, but we’d never done it together like that. It really was a lot of  fun and if you’re looking for something different to do tonight I’d recommend it. I meant it would be something you and your partner might enjoy. I didn’t mean you’d enjoy it with us. Though now that I think about it…with us would probably have entertainment value. You’d be able to see ♀ cunt in person and in vibrant colour up on the wall and you’d be able to lay on the worlds most comfortable bed and once our circle jerk was over, we could read erotica together. Sounds like fun, right? But maybe it’s not all that practical. So try it at home with someone you like and tell us all about it in the comments.

 

Cheers,

♀ & sss

At the train station in Liverpool, England T-Mobile did this great commercial unbeknownst to the daily commuters. They practiced for 8 weeks plus one late night at the station. On January 15th, 2009, with hidden cameras and 400 dancers at 11:00 a.m. their plan was put into action. And some say the Brits are straight laced!!!

 

Funny, it only took a couple of hours for someone to send me something an American group had done that was just as cool:

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #161? Submit a link to your best post of the week by emailing me directly at radicalvixenatgmaildotcom Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
He beats me
“I bite my lip in anticipation as I follow his direction.”

Jerking Off: You’re doing it wrong!
“However, I’m in it now. And I need it.”

Love Languages
“How do I best show my love?”

Sugasm Editor
Faking A Four Way

Editor’s Choice
Sugarbutch Star: Matt (part 1)

More Sugasm
Join the Sugasm

See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above within a week. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

BDSM & Fetish
BDSM Casino party RULED
Fine Art 104
Fucking little bitch
High School Bully Part 2
Nasty little green shit
Turning Up The Heat
Western fantasy – part 9 (learning to eat pussy)

Erotic Writing and Experiences
Baker’s Dozen
The Birthday Present
Camera Shy, Part 2
Catalina loves Hot Surprise Sex
Different
An Evening with Britney Brighton
Fight
Good girl
A Hot Race On Slicks
The Rossebuurt Gap Year: Until Dawn
Seven Minutes
Sick Day, Part 1
Sofa lust

Sex News, Review, and Interviews
20 Questions With Madison Young
Feature: Courtney Trouble of NoFauxxx
Racism(?) in Interracial Porn
The real sex trade now all moving for online business in these hard times?
The Sunday Interview with Shaye Saldana from LELO
Top Five Tuesday – Adam & Eve Edition
VibeReview Fantasy: Lily vs. Silver Bullet
Why men don’t want sex anymore

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Are you pulling my leg?
A Day with G
Devilishly Demure (part lV) -HNT
Half Nekkid Thursday
Red Velvet
Threesome Sex

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
How I Am Like You
In Vino Veritas: Of bananas and Hotties
Sex in Public – Does The Thought Thrill You?
When does Fucking become Making Love?

It’s been kind of a weird week around here. Last weekend people were mowing their lawns (they do that here on the West Coast so they can phone their friends in Toronto to brag) and Wednesday it started snowing. Fortunately, I have temporary underground parking for my mini so it hasn’t been to bad.

 

♀ & I have been a little *off* this week. Nothing really serious, just not quite right. This working seven days a week is affecting her sense of haha. I’d like her to quit one of her jobs, but we’re liking the extra money and we have some big bills coming up this year. It looks like our holiday schedules are going to get all messed up as well and we’ll only get one week off together for the entire year. As it is we don’t get enough time together and knowing it isn’t going to get better anytime soon is making it tough.

 

In happier news, our friend C sent us the link to these very cool Pin-Up Girl Tote Bags. I think this is my favourite:

 

AAG wrote to me this week. She thought I might like this site. Like??!! OMG, I could Ok I did spend hours looking at all the pretty stuff here. I was allowed to masturbate 1 day this week and I fantasized about wearing these clothes. (I am such a sissy)

You don’t really expect me to pick a favourite, do you?  This isn’t neccesarily my fave, but I seriously LOVE this entire site. Just look at this:

 

Chelsea G. Summers has started blogging again and in a recent post she was talking about books she’s reading. One of the books she mentioned reminded me of an interview with Isabella RosselliniI heard on CBC last fall (the link is from Sundance Films not CBC) for a project she did called Green Porno. They are so much fun. My favourites are the ‘Snail’ and the ‘Praying Mantis’. What was your favourite?

 

I guess  that’s all for tonight.

 

Sleep well children.

 sss

ps: Go say ‘hi’ to O. A little bird told me she needs a hug.