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Crushing on Bree Olson

March 22, 2009

My Best Friend Porn has become one of my favourite blogs to visit in recent months and believe it or not, it’s not because of the porn. If you haven’t been there, you really should. It’s hosted by The Guy and The Girl and they write short reviews on a variety of porn they find online. They write these reviews separately, but sometimes they’ll both comment on a video and they are so much fun. I just love their sense of humour and really, that’s the main reason I visit their site almost every day. I know that must sound like your dad saying he reads Playboy for the articles, but in my case it’s really true. Remember, I need permission to masturbate (♀ doesn’t give permission very often) so I don’t try to torment myself. OK OK, I do watch some, but not nearly as many as you might imagine.

In recent months The Girl & I started crushing on Bree Olson and…well, it might be easier to show you a conversation The Girl & I had. First, here are their reviews for this clip:

The Girl SHE SAYS:
Well, make that the first 15 minutes. It is all about the tease in this clip. It drives me absolutely, positively insane! I love this clip more than any other clip I have found. That girl receiving this amazing massage is so incredibly sexy. Watching someone get turned on as much as this girl does is almost enough to give me an orgasm. I am seriously getting incredibly turned on AGAIN while typing this. I seriously think that all porn should be like this clip. I love watching real people have real orgasms. I ♥ porn!

The Guy HE SAYS:
Agreed, this is one of my all-time favorite porn scenes too. The Girl is exactly right, the tease in the beginning is incredible. I was practically biting my nails waiting for her to finally remove that bra and touch those breasts! I think the blonde is Bree Olson. This is one of the most boner-inducing lesbian scenes ever!

Now here’s the conversation we had in the comment section:

# sweat shop sissyon 30 Jan 2009 at 9:18 pm

that entire clip was great, but i agree, the seduction at the beginning was amazing!

# The Girlon 31 Jan 2009 at 2:07 am

I really did have probably five orgasms the first time I watched it. I love the tease!

# The Girlon 02 Feb 2009 at 8:42 pm

GODDAMNIT!
I am totally commenting on my own blog right now because I just used this very clip again! Two orgasms by 10:13. What is wrong with me?

Maybe I should become Bree Olson’s personal cinematographer.

Yes, that’s my new goal in life.

# sweat shop sissyon 08 Feb 2009 at 5:54 pm

It’s good to have goals and that’s a very good goal to have. You will definitely need an assistant for a job like that and I would like to put my name in now for that position!
sss

# The Girlon 09 Feb 2009 at 12:23 am

sweat shop sissy, you are hired. OK, well, I guess it is settled. First things first: SSS, get Bree Olson’s agent on the phone. Have her send me her entire schedule via outlook appointment immediately. I would also like it printed out (31-day calendar style) and on my desk by Tuesday morning. We can then start scheduling the shoots. I have a few ideas when it comes to outfits, but I think maybe you can take part of that role.

There’s so much to do!

# sweat shop sissyon 09 Feb 2009 at 1:41 am

Hey Girl;
I wasn’t able to get April’s (Bree’s assistant) phone #, but I did find an email and sent her your request. I guess now we just need to wait with worms on out tongues (bated breath).
I’ll keep you posted!
sss

# The Girlon 09 Feb 2009 at 2:20 am

SSS,
I know it is early to say this, being that it is your first day on the job, but you are getting a raise! I cannot wait for our future in porn together watching Bree Olson get orgasms which will in turn give us orgasms. It’s going to be the best job ever!

Should I put in my two weeks at my stupid day job?

# The Guyon 09 Feb 2009 at 11:49 am

Um, just wondering who will be left behind at My Best Friend Porn headquarters to do the website while everyone is off having orgasms and filming Bree Olsen porn? It sounds a lot like I will be that person. This is bullshit.

# The Girlon 09 Feb 2009 at 8:44 pm

I was assuming that you and I were a very sexy team! The filming will take place at MBFP headquarters, silly.

Fun stuff, right?

While I was doing the research for my new job as The Girls assistant, I found this interview with Bree on Fleshbot . Don’t bother watching it, it’s probably one of the worst interviews ever, but one of the questions was, ‘do you remember the first porn you ever watched?’ Bree couldn’t remember the name of the it, but she described a movie from the seventies. In it a young girl is babysitting and she lays a poster of John Travolta out on the floor and masturbates on his face. The parents of the child she’s babysitting come home early and catch her in the act. Then they promise not to tell her parents if she has sex with them. It made me laugh. I’d forgotten John Travolta was such a stud muffin back in the day.

Old Time Porn is a site I visit maybe once a month. It’s exactly what the title suggests. They only show short (maybe 1 min.) clips of the movies and you have to go to pay sites if you want to see the whole thing. I was there the other day to see what was new and imagine my suprise when I saw this clip. That’s the first porn movie Bree Olson ever watched! What are the odds of coming across the same obscure 70’s porno twice in a matter of weeks?

So, do you remember the first porno you ever watched? Mine was 800 Fantasy Lane. It must have been 1980 or ‘81. A bunch of us rented a Beta video machine and a handful of tapes for a weekend house party. It was your typical teenage party; guys drinking beer and telling lies, people smoking too much weed and tipping over, girls flirting with everyone but me and all the drama and angst that goes along with parties like that. And in the background, 800 Fantasy Lane played over and over. Seriously, it must have been on for 8 or 10 hours continuously. Good times!

So, do you remember the first porno you ever watched? Tell us all about it!

Cheers,

♀ & sss

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