I wanted to get her a custom made corset from Lace Embrace, but we were in a second-hand store last week and she found a complete 6-place setting of the Royal Albert china she’s been collecting since high school. I must confess, I don’t really get it. She’s only used what she had once or twice in the eight years we’ve been together, but she was happy and that’s what counts.

She now has some duplicate stuff that she wants to sell and she says we can put that money towards a new corset. So if you or someone you know is interested in a few pieces of fine Royal Albert China: Lavender Rose,  just let us know. Please.

 

sss

Ouch #1

We had just started our shower when ♀ spread her legs and told me to crouch in front of her. She pisses on me in the shower quite often, but allowing me to get up close and personal with her liquid sunshine is a special treat. So with great haste and much enthusiasm I dropped down. Unfortunately, I didn’t take note of where I was in the tub and the plunger for the shower went straight up my bum. I danced a little holy-fuck-I-didn’t-see-that-coming  jig and ♀ literally pissed herself laughing. I’m still walking funny.

 

Ouch #2

If you are the owner of a pair of boobies you’re probably used to them being sore sometimes. ♀ breasts are usually quite tender for a day or two about a week before her period starts. Her next period is at least two weeks away and for the past four days her nipples “Really fuckin’ hurt!” We’re talking sleeping with her bra on. We’re talking don’t even think about touching them or I will hurt you really bad and you won’t like it. I’ve done some research online and the two most common explanations are ‘pregnant’ (we’re both fixed so that is highly unlikely) and ‘menstrual’ and as I said, the timing and intensity is very unusual for her. 

She’s getting cranky and I’m having a tough time not touching them so if you have any suggestions or remedies, we’d sure like to hear from you.

 

Cheers,

♀ & sss

hey,
i just found the great picture of you wearing a strap on and would love to know if you’d recommend it and or your likes/dislikes.
Ideally i’m looking for a strap on that will allow me to dp my mrs, and would like it to have a butt plug also, byht am wondering if that’s probably best seperate…
many questions- i’d love to hear your thoughts!
below are some models i’ve found so far!
cheers
tim
http://www.tabooleather.com/shop/item.aspx?itemid=43

http://www.stockroom.com/Double-Penetration-Harness–Dildo-Set-P2657.aspx

http://www.adameve.com/sp-double-delight-strap-on-14245.aspx#Reviews

http://libida.com/double_trouble.asp

 

 

Hey Tim;
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Good to hear from you. I don’t think the harness in the pic you saw http://sweatshopsissy.com/index.php/2008/03/half-nekkid-with-a-strap-on/  was specifically intended for DP, but as I said in the post it works. All of the models you’ve listed look like they would do the trick…the last one looks the closest to what we have. You could also try the Feeldoe (here’s a post I wrote about ours http://sweatshopsissy.com/index.php/2008/03/half-nekkid-chick-with-a-dick/) In theory you could use it as a plug you and you could DP her at the same time. I found my butt muscles weren’t strong enough to hold it in place and it was kinda awkward using the harness with it. However it’s great if you want her to peg you. She can use it with or without a harness.
If you want a plug that will stay in place no matter what I’d recommend the NJoy http://sweatshopsissy.com/index.php/2007/07/half-nekkid-with-a-butt-plug/
Just last night she put the NJoy in me and then I fucked her bum while she fucked her pussy with this glass dildo http://sweatshopsissy.com/index.php/2008/07/half-nekkid-with-a-new-toy/. The advantage to that is every once in a while she’d pull the glass out and put it in my mouth so I could lick her juices off ‘his’ cock. Then she’d put it back in her pussy and I could feel him rubbing against me through the lining between her ass and cunt. Super Hot.
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Hope that helps,
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Cheers,
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sss

 

 

Hey sss,
Thanks for all that, much appreciated.
I actually have the Njoy and love it, along with my large extreme anal jewelry, but that’s more for wearing out of the house on errands.
They’re both perfect for mobility and simplicity.
But at home when i’m being fucked or fucking, i like something really big and encompassing. Like this:
http://www.extremerestraints.com/butt-plugs_1/the-three-bangs-anal-trainer-kit_2768.html

I’m already stretched enough past the small size, and am almost at the stage to keep the medium firmly impaled in me.
I just was fucked this weekend with this: http://www.vac-u-lock.com/detail/1/50/1/147/16/VAC-U-LOCK-2000-FEMALE-SET.html
which quite frankly sucked, because it wasn’t rigid enough and didn’t fit her well enough.
the dildo for her was silly small, the plug for her ass was practically a toothpick, and the one for me was so flexy it was hard for her to direct/ keep it in my ass.
I guess what i’m really after, is a strap on with a solid cock, not something flexible, and but definitely big 8-10″.
Her dildo attachment would be great if it vibrated, and was also big, 7-9″, flexy there is ok.
And her butt plug should be big, 7-9″ and rigid too, and tapered enough to keep in place easily enough.
Does this seem like too much to ask for?
Hopefully not because i then want the male version, with a cutaway comfortable for my balls,  and without the middle dildo.
I look and look and look, but find nothing similar.
And that means i could well end up making it for myself!
Let me know if you come across anything similar in your travels!
cheers
tim

 

So, dear readers, do you have any helpful advice for Tim?

 

sss

She’ll neck with me when she first wakes up and has nasty morning breath.

She’ll let me kiss her feet when she gets home from the gym.

She’ll let me lick any and all fluids from her pussy.

She’ll let me stick my tongue in her ass.

In fact there have been times when she has demanded that I do all of the above.

But she will not let me lick her arm pits. 

She is ticklish there, but that’s not the reason why.

She says her smelly arm pits are too gross to lick.

I don’t have an  arm-pit fetish.

I just think that’s a funny place to draw the line.

 

We’ve been on holidays the past couple of weeks. Did you miss us? We had a great time and I have a few sexy stories to share with you soon.

 

The past couple of days have been pretty warm here on the normally temperate West Coast. The heat doesn’t usually bother me (I hate being cold), but I must admit I’m not looking forward to going back to work when it’s over 30 Celsius outside. I was looking for something to cool me off when I found this rendition of the Robert Service classic The Cremation of Sam McGee.  I can remember my dad reciting it flawlessly while we were sitting around the campfire. I don’t know if it was Urgelt’s delivery or that big bushy beard that reminded me of my dad, but this video gave me a delicious chill down my spine.

 

 

Cheers,

 ps: ‘embedding disabled’. I hate that. Oh well click here to watch it.

sss

“A photographer who doesn’t photograph women is no photographer, or only a third-rate one. Meeting a woman anywhere teaches you more about the world than reading Balzac. Whether it be a wife, a woman encountered by happenstance, or a prostitute, she will teach you about the world. In fact I build my life on meeting women and I have hardly read a book since primary school.”
Nobuyoshi Araki

 

 

Ok, I know I’ve really really sucked at blogging lately and excuses are like assholes, everyones got one. What can I say…life happens.