She’ll neck with me when she first wakes up and has nasty morning breath.

She’ll let me kiss her feet when she gets home from the gym.

She’ll let me lick any and all fluids from her pussy.

She’ll let me stick my tongue in her ass.

In fact there have been times when she has demanded that I do all of the above.

But she will not let me lick her arm pits. 

She is ticklish there, but that’s not the reason why.

She says her smelly arm pits are too gross to lick.

I don’t have an  arm-pit fetish.

I just think that’s a funny place to draw the line.