So, about that whole Mars thing I posted a few days ago. Apparently it’s all bullshit. Sorry about that.

 

To make up for it, here’s a different kind of ‘heavenly body’.

 

This was right after she’d come home to me after being gone for 3 days. Her dad is a heavy smoker and smokes in the house. So she needed a bath and I needed to wash all her clothes…even the clothes she hadn’t unpacked.

 

You might be wondering how we managed to go 3 days with no lovin’. Well, we had planned on having some phone phun, but they have a small house and ♀ is not exactly quiet. She did send me a text message on the second day giving me permission to masturbate ‘once and only once’.  Want to know something weird? I got really excited at the prospect of being allowed to jerk off, but I had a tough time having the big O. I tried sniffing her dirty panties, putting in a butt plug, wearing one of her bathing suits,  putting on nipple clamps and watching a porn. I did finally have an orgasm, but it was a lot of work.

 

Of course once she was back and we were having ‘welcome home’ sex I lasted for about seven minutes (the first time). She has me well trained though and we’re never done until she say so. And it was a long time later before she said so.

 

HHNT

♀ & sss

Will you be looking skyward this week? You should be. Especially August 27th.

 

The Red Planet is about to be spectacular!

This month and next, Earth is catching up with Mars in an encounter that
will culminate in the closest approach between the two planets in
recorded history. The next time Mars may come this close is
in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter’s gravity tugs on
Mars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only be
certain that Mars has not come this close to Earth
in the Last 5,000 years, but it may be as long as
60,000 years before it happens again.

The encounter will culminate on August 27th when
Mars comes to within 34,649,589 miles of Earth and
will be (next to the moon) the brightest object in
the night sky. It will attain a magnitude of -2.9
and will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide. At a modest
75-power magnification.

 

 

Mars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye.

Mars will be easy to spot. At the
beginning of August it will rise in the east at 10p.m.
and reach its azimuth at about 3 a.m.

By the end of August when the two planets are
closest, Mars will rise at nightfall and reach its
highest point in the sky at 12:30 a.m. That’s pretty
convenient to see something that no human being has
seen in recorded history. So, mark your calendar at
the beginning of August to see Mars grow
progressively brighter and brighter throughout the
month.

* OK, I admit it. I’m an idiot

 Well no, not really. She’s visiting her dad for three days. This might seem strange to you (it did to me), but this is the first time in eight years  that we’ve been apart for more then 24 hours.

 

It’s been one entire day since she left and I’ve gotta tell you…it really sucks!

 

I miss ♀!

 

These pics were in my inbox today when I got home from work. I’d seen most of them before, but they sorta fit with my mood.

 

Cheers,

sss

* The pics were all there when I went to sleep this morning and now…there they were; gone.

Here’s a rockin little video to make up for it.

 

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Wet Dream

This is just so freakin’ cool…

As I mentioned last week, our condo sustained water damage when the people above us left a hose in a pail on their kitchen floor and didn’t turn the tap off.  Their insurance will pay for all the repairs except the fridge. They’ve decided that the compressor was on it’s last legs prior to the flood. They admit that the fans and dehumidifier probably made things worse, but it’s a pre-existing problem so to bad for us. We have the fridge turned up as high (or is it as low?) as it’ll go and it is keeping things cold, but we know it’s on borrowed time.

 

 We had to replace the dishwasher a few weeks after we moved in and we got stainless steel. ♀ thought eventually we should do the same with all the appliances, so last weekend we set out to do a little window shopping. Just to price things out, so when the fridge dies we won’t be in a mad panic and forced to buy the first one we see. Because impulse buying, especially with a major purchase is a very bad thing to do. It’s the sort of thing you might do (or did do) in your teens or twenties. Certainly an old married couple in their 40’s would be responsible and level-headed and would want to set a good example for their children and wouldn’t dream of spending the fridge money on something as frivolous as …

 

 

Ok, I admit it. I’m weak.

She’s 18 inches tall, weighs 32 lbs and I spent an hour online last night and can’t find another 1 like her. And I know it’s considered bad form to talk about art and money at the same time, but judging by what we did find online she’s probably worth triple what we paid for her. Not that we’d ever want to sell her.

 

 

We’ve got her on the window sill in our bedroom and I think she’s gorgeous. And hey, in a few moths it’ll be cold enough to just put our perishables out on the deck. We won’t need a fridge until next spring. Right?

 

HHNT

♀ & sss

 

ps: Holy doodle, we’ve been Fleshbotted again! Thanks AAG, you rock!

Thanks to our friend C. for sending us this link…

This merkin is super soft and super colorful!

A pubic wig, this merkin allows you to change the look of your pubic region with some great color!

Originally used by prostitutes to disguise disease, today merkins are used for fun and to add variety.

 

She does custom orders so if you’re interested click here.

 

Cheers,

sss

She poked me in the ribs until I woke up.

 

“Feel my pussy.” (Have I ever mentioned how much I ♥ being married to ♀?)

 

“Umm, you’re wet.”

 

“Are you kidding me? I’m fucking soaked.”

 

I slid a second finger inside her. “Are you a little horny.”

 

She pushed my hand away. “No, I’m pretty sure I’m already done.”

 

“You woke me up to tell me you masturbated? Thanks.”

 

“No. I think I had an orgasm in my sleep.”

 

“Wow. I thought only kids had wet dreams. When was the last time you had one?”

 

“Never. Seriously, I don’t think I’ve ever had one before. I’m 41 years old and I’ve just had my first wet dream. That’s kinda fucked up. Do you think it’s a symptom of menopause? Because I was thinking that’s why my nipples were hurting so badly a few weeks ago. Maybe I’ll have sore nipples and hot flashes and wet dreams all the time now.”

 

“I’m pretty sure that if wet dreams were a symptom of menopause we would have heard about it. Why don’t you tell me about your dream before it starts to fade?”

 

“Well, I was in a nice restaurant and I was standing in a little alcove waiting to use the restroom when someone came up behind me and grabbed my breasts. At first I thought it was you, but when I looked down I realized those weren’t your hands. He fondled me for a while then turned us around so I was facing out into the restaurant and he was still behind me. He slid his hands under my top and started pinching my nipples really hard. Then you walked in and asked what he was doing to your wife? He didn’t speak, but I could feel is breath on my neck. He lifted my skirt up and he pushed himself against me. You stepped forward,  put your hands under my top and pushed yourself against me. I was looking past you and no one in the restaurant seemed to be aware of us. We were all still clothed, but it still seemed dangerous to me. The sensation of four hands on my breasts, his breath on my neck, his anonymous cock pushing against my ass, your hard cock pushing against my cunt; being sandwiched between the two of you, that’s what did it.”

 

“Wow, I’m flattered that I was there. Are you sure you don’t want lovin’s?”

 

“No, I’m tired now. Remind me about this in the morning. I’m going to do some research to find out if wet dreams are a symptom of menopause.”

We were out last Saturday. First, we went to the farmers market, then we stopped and saw a few pretty girls take their clothes off. When we got home there was water pouring through the light fixture in our kitchen. “Oh, sheep shit.” I said sweetly.

 

The people in the suite above us had left for a 10 day holiday. Their niece was looking after their pets and plants and for some reason she’d left a hose in a pail on the kitchen floor and she didn’t turn the tap off. The end result was lots of damage to their unit and ours. The restoration company brought in 3 jumbo fans and a dehumidifier…it’s been hot here and all this equipment has made it hotter. Also, it fucked up our fridge. We had an appliance guy in yesterday and he said the fans made it worse, but didn’t cause the problem.  So insurance won’t pay for the fridge. “Oh, sheep shit.” I said. Not, so sweetly.

 

It hasn’t been all bad though. ♀ stood over one of the fans and did an awesome Marilyn imitation…

 

 

HHNT

♀ & sss