We were out last Saturday. First, we went to the farmers market, then we stopped and saw a few pretty girls take their clothes off. When we got home there was water pouring through the light fixture in our kitchen. “Oh, sheep shit.” I said sweetly.

The people in the suite above us had left for a 10 day holiday. Their niece was looking after their pets and plants and for some reason she’d left a hose in a pail on the kitchen floor and she didn’t turn the tap off. The end result was lots of damage to their unit and ours. The restoration company brought in 3 jumbo fans and a dehumidifier…it’s been hot here and all this equipment has made it hotter. Also, it fucked up our fridge. We had an appliance guy in yesterday and he said the fans made it worse, but didn’t cause the problem.  So insurance won’t pay for the fridge. “Oh, sheep shit.” I said. Not, so sweetly.

It hasn’t been all bad though. ♀ stood over one of the fans and did an awesome Marilyn imitation…

HHNT

♀ & sss