My uncle sent me this list today. The pics at the end just amused me.

Have a good day. That is all.

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1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.�
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  2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.�
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  3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.�
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  4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.�
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  5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?�
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  6. Was learning cursive really necessary?�
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  7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5.  I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighbourhood.�
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  8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.�
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  9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.�
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10. Bad decisions make good stories.�
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11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.�
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12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray?   I don’t want to have to restart my collection . . . again.�
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13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Microsoft Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my 10-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.�
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14. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this – ever.�
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15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello?  Hello?  Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail.  What’d you do after I didn’t answer — drop the phone and run away?�
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16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.�
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17. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.�
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18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day, “Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?”  How the hell do I respond to that?�
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19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
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20. I disagree with Kay Jewellers.  I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.