Yes, I know I haven’t been very consistent with the posts lately. I’ve been a 6 night/week kinda baker since before Christmas and we’ve been doing a lot of research into getting a side business up and running and ♀ started her 2nd level of sign language and we’ve just been busy.

Speaking of baking, I found this very cute costume at Lollipop Lingerie. It only comes in small and medium so we won’t be ordering it, but still..cute.

When I need to list my occupation for something I’ll often say Dough Surgeon. Some people question it, others (like the woman who did our mortgage) just put it in. I had a passport application rejected because of it and  Elections Canada  didn’t think much of it either. I was on Twitter a few days ago and Miss Teresa called me a Dough Sturgeon.

That reminded me of a funny story.  A few years ago ♀ took me to La Conner, Wa for a little R&R. If I remember correctly we had just served papers on my Ex and decided to skip the country for a couple of days. The first night we were there, we were having dinner at a little restaurant just down the street from the B&B we were staying at. It was a nice evening so we sat out on the patio. The dinner special was sturgeon, just brought in that morning and since I had never tried sturgeon before, I had to order it.

We had just started eating when another couple sat down at the table beside us. The woman was trying to decide if she should try the sturgeon (for the first time as well). I leaned towards  her and offered to let her try mine. She was surprised, but did try a bite. She agreed it was delicious. Then I announced in a very serious voice that in my country if a woman eats a man’s sturgeon she is considered to be his wife. I said I would allow her to finish her meal with her date, but after dinner she would need to leave with ♀ & I. She and ♀ and the waitress all laughed, but the guy didn’t think I was all that funny.

In other news, Mini (13) beat me bowling last week. It’s all down hill now.

♀ started her period 16 days after the last one ended. Not certain what that means. Perimenopause, perhaps?

A couple of nights ago, ♀ was teasing me with a small bullet vibrator (attached to a cord). She held it against different places to see what I like the best. She had lube on it and was holding it against the tip of my cock and then she slipped it inside. We were both pretty surprised when it slid in so easily.  ♀ was worried that it was going to hurt me, but I gotta tell you…it felt amazing. Incredibly intense. I’m curious to find out what would happen if she gave me an orgasm with it inside my cock. Do you think it would hurt? Would the bullet pop out like a champagne cork? Or would my penis swell up like a balloon?

I’ll be sure to let you know.

I guess that’s all for tonight.

Cheers

♀ & sss