HI there, this is ♀ writing. I know I don’t write here very often, but I got tired of waiting for sss to write this review. I’ve been bugging him for weeks to write it, but he always has an excuse…you need to try them more often, so I did…I’ve been really busy with stuff,  bullshit! He spends most of the time online looking at porn and or lingerie. Not that I mind, but he should at least admit it. And while I’m on the subject, don’t you think it’s odd that a man sissy who’s not allowed to jerk-off without my permission spends so much time looking at stuff that’ll make him horny and frustrated? I was considering putting him in a cock cage, but I don’t think it would make any difference.  His latest excuse was the codes for linking are hard to figure out. Can you believe that shit? So now I’m writing it and all he has to do is the links and hit publish and he’s not getting sex until he does!

So our first product to review from  Good Vibrations were the Smart balls.  We’d talked about similar products before, but I wasn’t very interested.  A friend of ours had lost a Ben-Wa ball down a hotel room toilet, we’d seen something similar to the Smart-Balls and the string attaching them was just that…string and I thought it would get icky. We were at a Lounge event and Jennifer was saying how great they were so when I saw them on this months list I thought what the heck.

Ok, so they arrived on May 6th. That was the day we went to the last Deviant Dining at the Lounge. Remember sss wrote about how nervous he was about having to read a piece of erotica in his underwear? Well let me tell you how the day unfolded. He picked up the package after he got up. Yes it was 2 pm, but his day was just beginning. I’d worked all day and when I got home, there he was at the computer obsessing over what piece to read…this is to long, this is to short, this is written in a woman’s voice, this has two voices… I was just like pick a damn story and get on with it.

So he finally picks one and goes to print it off and there’s no ink in the printer. So off he goes to get ink and I’m trying not to get pissy (he’s had 3 days to do this). While he’s gone, I need to get dressed and oh yeah, I need to get the dinner we’re taking ready, because he was so busy with his story he didn’t get around to starting it.

I get the water for the perogies started and I decided to wear the tan-coloured shorts I already had on and just put on a nicer low-cut blouse. I had a lot going, I was multi-tasking because women can do that…not like I’m-trying-to-decide-what-story-to-read-and- can’t-possibly-do-anything-else men. I had to go pee and while I was sitting there with my tan-coloured shorts around my ankles I decided to put the Smart-Balls in. I opened the little package of lube that comes with them and it emptied all over my shorts. So, the first thing you need to know is the lube is very runny. Open it with care!

By the time sss arrived home, I’d picked out a new outfit and the perogies were almost done. Of course he was more than happy to insert the Smart-Balls for me because what man doesn’t like sticking things in his woman’s pussy?  We weren’t really sure how far to push them so he pushed them up as far as he could and that left just enough cord to grab on to. I like that even the cord is coated so it’s easy to clean.

I wore them to dinner and I could sort of feel them inside, but I couldn’t really feel the smaller balls bumping inside the bigger ones. I wasn’t really aware of my kegels getting a workout. In fact the only time I really noticed them was when I had to pee, the lower one would feel like it was going to fall out and I’d need to push it back in. Maybe that means I need to work on my kegels?  Anyway, I kept them in until after dinner…almost 5 hours.

I tried them again a few days later. We were going for a walk and I thought that would make them bump a bit more. It was kind of funny…I put the NJoy butt-plug  in him and he put the Smart-Balls in me before we left for our walk. Even while walking I could feel them inside, but couldn’t feel them bumping like when I held them in my hand.

I put them in while masturbating a couple of nights later and that was nice. I like having something to clench on to and I could definitely feel the bumping during my orgasm.

Now let me tell you the best time to use them. I put them in right before I went to the dentist for my cleaning. With the chair leaning back it didn’t feel like they were going to slip out and I could concentrate on something much more pleasant than what was going on in my mouth.

I have three toy drawers in our room (sss has 2 more). The top drawer has my favourites, the bottom one  has the toys that were probably a waste of money. The Smart-Balls are in my middle drawer. I won’t use them every day, but there will be times when I’m glad I have them.

Cheers,

♀

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2 Comments »

1. 

   It was fun reading the woman’s point of view! Now we know exactly how your hubby spends his days…porn and lingerie, I knew it!

   Thanks for the review on the Smart Balls. I’ve always wondered if stuff like that was worth the money, I’m still not sure but it is good to know that you were able to feel them and that they’re middle-drawer-worthy.

   Cheers,
   C.

   Comment by C. — May 31, 2010 @ 7:58 pm

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