I must admit that I’m having a tough time wrapping my head around the fact that in six months the bakery will be closed and I’ll need to find another job.

 My always helpful uncle sent me this today…

A retired man went into the Job Centre in downtown Nanaimo British Columbia and saw a card advertising for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read, “The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, and then rub in soothing oils so they’re ready for the gynecologist’s examination. The annual salary is $85,000/year, and you’ll have to go to Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan.”

“Good grief, is that where the job is?”

“No sir, that’s where the end of the line is right now.”

Personally, I think I’d like to work at a company like this…

Cheers,

♀ & sss

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