The reason I don’t agree to do reviews anymore is I just don’t have the time and when people ask if they can send me stuff, I tell them that it might take me a (long) while to get to it and some people insist that it doesn’t matter, they just really think we’d enjoy *insert product here*.

 

So in this case it was a book and I was asked very nicely. Twice. I agreed and the book was sent and it sat on my night-stand and then it was on ♀ night-stand and then it was back on mine. Then I got another very nice email asking if I’d liked the book and would I /could I please post my review here and here  and if it’s not too much trouble here as well. So I sat down and read the entire book and I really enjoyed it. I thought ♀ would enjoy it as well. For the next several weeks it traveled between Her night-stand and the office. Eventually, I started to feel guilty about not writing the review. Yes, I told them I was very busy, but they had been so nice and I liked the book and weeks were turning into months and I felt bad about the whole thing. Of course I have lots of really good excuses, but as the saying goes, ‘excuses are like assholes, everyone has one’ and hey! that’s a hellofagood segue into the review of …

 

                                                                                                                   Tickle My Tush by Dr. Sadie Allison

 

You see, no matter what your gender or sexual preference, everyone has a tush and there truly is something here for everyone. It’s written in a fun, light-hearted, breezy kind of way, but she gives information everyone considering butt-play should have. Things like how to play safe and how to keep clean and how there is very little difference between a boy bottom and a girl bottom.

 

Once the formalities are done she starts with the very mildest possible. An entire chapter on ‘Sensual Booty Massage’. Seriously, who doesn’t like massages? And if learning a few new ways to get your butt rubbed is all you want from this book…it’s worth the price and Dr. Sadie doesn’t push you to go any further.

 

However, if you do want to go further…she had lots of ideas and advice. From finger-play to tongue-play to full-on butt-fucking to fun with toys to pegging…everything you ever wanted to know in one easy guide.

 

Besides the writing style, I also enjoyed that it was written as if it was a journey from mild-to-wild-to wildest and anytime you want to stop…she was perfectly OK with that.

 

We have friends…he likes butt-sex, but she’s never tried it. I’m going to lend them this book and I can’t wait to hear what they get out of it.

 

Cheers,

sss

 

 

 

Pinup-bondage is a dream come true and is dedicated to bondage as an artful and erotic form of restraint.

-Uncle M

 

♀ made Hot Chocolate Cupcakes for my nephew’s birthday yesterday. Guess what made them ‘hot’? Cayenne pepper and they were delicious. I know all you chocoholics will be saying, ‘well duh, chocolate goes with anything’,  but I had never thought of those two flavours working so well together. FYI, another unexpected, but really tasty combination is cracked black pepper on fresh strawberries. Yummy!

 

Why am I telling you this? Well, Uncle M’s combination of Pinup & Bondage has been kind of the same thing for me. I’m sure you won’t be surprised to hear that I’ve always been a big fan of Pinup; beautiful girls wearing gorgeous clothes and flashes of sexy lingerie. What’s not to love, right? I know that bondage has been an occasional theme in Pinup forever, but I never noticed any artistry in the ropes. It was more along the lines of, ”Oh, Bettie is tied up in this picture. My, she’s pretty. I love those shoes…’

 

Uncle M’s artwork is prominently displayed at the Lounge and I remember looking at them when we went to our orientation and thinking they were very good. It wasn’t until I met Uncle M in person that I started to understand just how cool his work really is. He’s passionate about his art and when you talk to him, you can’t help but to get caught up in his excitement for it.

  

He has a very nice pay website with updates twice a week, but I wanted to tell you about the two books he has available, just in time for Christmas.  Pinup Bondage  Has over 145 stunning high resolution photographs, each with a caption that tell a vivid story of the beauty of bondage. None of the attractive women shown in this book model professionally and have come to Uncle M for the simple reason they are attracted to this type of bondage art.

 

Steam Punk Bondage  has many of the same models as the pinup bondage book.  Sisi, Donita, Anna, Ravenas and Miss Morta are all featured in this all steampunk, all bondage coffee table book.  Each outfit was custom designed by Suzee666especially for the photos featured in this book.  Uncle M has taken the bondage to another level in this book with the use of a custom suspension frame designed to be hidden from the camera.  No expense was spared in creating this unique and very erotic photo presentation of Steampunk bondage art.

 

Actually, now that I think about it, Uncle M manages to combine three elements in his photos (so my opening analogy doesn’t quite do it justice); beautiful girls, gorgeous clothes and the artistry of bondage.  I’m sure you know someone who would love to find one of these books under their Christmas tree this year.

 

Cheers,

♀ & sss

 

ps: Uncle M sent me some loveRly photos to add to this post, but I’m having technical issues and am unable to upload…anything right now (balderdash)

Hey,  have you missed us? Sorry about that. I really don’t have much of an excuse…well actually I have lots of excuses, but  I can hear my uncle saying, “excuses are like assholes. Everyone’s got one…and if you have kids, you have more than one.”

The past month hasn’t been a complete loss though. There has been lots of stuff going on with us and I’ve been keeping a list of topics I want to blog about. The trouble is whenever I sit down to write, I seem to lose my motivation.

 

But it’s a new day and a new week and I want to tell you about a DVD  Good Vibrations sent for us to review back in June. OK, first of all I need to explain why it took us from June until about three weeks ago to even watch it. The disk was Heads Up: The Official Guide to Fellatio hosted by Dr. Carol Queen. I’ve read some of Dr. Queens erotica and I was looking forward to watching the disk, but it arrived in our mail box hours (seriously) after we had taken Jennifer’s Cock Sucking class. As I’ve mentioned before, Jennifer’s classes have a lot of information to digest and things to practise and we didn’t think it would be fair to review a DVD on the same subject in the same week. So it got put on a shelf and that was pretty much that.

 

Now some of you might be thinking, ‘hey, sss talks about all the housework he does. Doesn’t that include dusting? What kind of sissy misses a DVD on a shelf for five months?’

Did I ever tell you about having to paint the living room when I was a kid and rather than moving the piano, I just painted around it and no one noticed until about ten years later when my parents were moving out of the house?

 

Anyway, we finally did watch it and now I’m writing about it so quit giving me a hard time or I won’t tell you how much we liked it. In Jennifer’s class, she showed us many many techniques. We practised on dildos and could ask questions and it was a lot of fun. When we tried what we learned at home it certainly heated things up, but the class itself wasn’t particularly erotic. I don’t think it was meant to be. It was meant to be fun and informative and it most definitely was.

 

I think that’s sort of what I was expecting from the DVD. I knew there would be real penises involved instead of dildo’s, but I kind of thought it would still be…I don’t know…classroomish. Because that’s what educational videos are all about, right?

 

Wrong! It started out with Dr. Queen introducing the subject with the aid of a carved wooden penis and before every segment she’d come back on to describe the next technique and the advantages to both the giver and the receiver. So that part was expected, but after that it was more like well done porn. Lots of camera angles, good lighting and the couples seemed totally into each other. The techniques in each segment were there…like how to deep-throat or not or how to use your hands…but that really wasn’t the focus. The focus was really hot blow-jobs and I gotta tell you it took us three night to watch the entire DVD.

 

But the best part…OK, I need to be clear about this…I thought this was cool and different, but ♀ was really really impressed…seriously if she ever met Dr. Queen in person ♀ would hug her and tell her ‘thanks’. The best part of this DVD was that the people (I don’t want to call them ‘actors’ because it just felt so natural) they were all different shapes and sizes and ages and colours. Every time we watched a segment and got busy, after we finished ♀ would comment on how amazing it was to see ‘normal’ people in such hot scenes.

 

So we were both impressed with this DVD and even if you’re like the best cock-sucker on the block, it would still be hot to watch!

 

Cheers,

♀ & sss

A few weeks ago we received a nice email from Andrew of  Private Lifestyles asking if we’d like to review their new movie An Open Invitation. He said that Paul Fishbein of AVN has said “it’s the best couples’ film to come along in years”.

 

Now my experience with ‘couples’ porn is that it has a really lame story that I, as the man, am expected to sit through with my woman so she can focus on the story and not have to admit she’s watching porn. I don’t know if  it’s the frustration of having to sit through the terrible acting or the lame-ass story, but the porn never seems to be as good as the films that just focus on the fucking. Fortunately, I am married to a woman who has a similar attitude towards porn and I no longer need to feign interest in stupid movies while waiting for the smut. If fact the few times we’ve watched ‘couples’ porn we’ve ff through the story to get to the good bits.

 

But Andrew did send us a nice email and the trailer looked like the movie might have possibilities…

 

So we said we would review it and he sent the 2 disk set and a press release by courier the next day. It was the following week before we had the chance to sit downlay down and watch it. We got all comfy in bed turned it on and something  just wasn’t right. We could hear all the background noise, like traffic going past, doors closing, glasses clinking, bed-springs squeaking, but absolutely no dialogue. Normally that wouldn’t be a bad thing at all, but the press release made it sound like knowing what the actors were saying would really add to the enjoyment of the movie. Now if you can believe it, we spent the next 30 minutes scanning through both disks hoping to find dialogue! We didn’t find any and it was so distracting that we couldn’t even enjoy any of the sex. We ended up putting a different movie on that didn’t have talking and wasn’t supposed to.

 

I emailed Andrew and told him what had happened. He emailed back within the hour, apologized profusely…said we’d been sent a ‘working copy’ by mistake and offered to send us a proper set right away. The next day someone else emailed us to say they wouldn’t be sending out a new set, but they would set up a free Gamelink account so we could watch it online.  The problem with that is we have a desktop computer in our office and a net-book (with an itsy-bitsy screen) and neither are really great for watching porn together. We ended up having it play on the net-book for audio and tried to sync it up with the mute disks on TV.

 

You might think that because of  my lack of enthusiasm for ‘couples’ porn and the hassles we had trying to actually watch this movie, we might have really hated it, but surprise surprise we liked it! The story was about a couple who are in a bit of a sexual rut, they accidentally meet another couple and get introduced to the ‘swinging’ lifestyle. The acting was believable, the story worked well and the sex was surprisingly hot. How hot? Well, ♀ got excited enough that I was able to fist her. Believe me, she needs to be really turned on for me to get one of my big baker hands inside her.

 

Anyway, the movie  finishes with both couples going to a real swingers party. So you got to see 127 (so they say) real swingers along with the porn stars at this big swanky party. At the end…after all the fucking and sucking was done…there were some interesting interviews with the swingers.

 

So there you have it…couples porn doesn’t always suck.  You can order it here.

 

Cheers,

♀ & sss

HI there, this is ♀ writing. I know I don’t write here very often, but I got tired of waiting for sss to write this review. I’ve been bugging him for weeks to write it, but he always has an excuse…you need to try them more often, so I did…I’ve been really busy with stuff,  bullshit! He spends most of the time online looking at porn and or lingerie. Not that I mind, but he should at least admit it. And while I’m on the subject, don’t you think it’s odd that a man sissy who’s not allowed to jerk-off without my permission spends so much time looking at stuff that’ll make him horny and frustrated? I was considering putting him in a cock cage, but I don’t think it would make any difference.  His latest excuse was the codes for linking are hard to figure out. Can you believe that shit? So now I’m writing it and all he has to do is the links and hit publish and he’s not getting sex until he does!

 

So our first product to review from  Good Vibrations were the Smart balls.  We’d talked about similar products before, but I wasn’t very interested.  A friend of ours had lost a Ben-Wa ball down a hotel room toilet, we’d seen something similar to the Smart-Balls and the string attaching them was just that…string and I thought it would get icky. We were at a Lounge event and Jennifer was saying how great they were so when I saw them on this months list I thought what the heck.

 

Ok, so they arrived on May 6th. That was the day we went to the last Deviant Dining at the Lounge. Remember sss wrote about how nervous he was about having to read a piece of erotica in his underwear? Well let me tell you how the day unfolded. He picked up the package after he got up. Yes it was 2 pm, but his day was just beginning. I’d worked all day and when I got home, there he was at the computer obsessing over what piece to read…this is to long, this is to short, this is written in a woman’s voice, this has two voices… I was just like pick a damn story and get on with it.

 

So he finally picks one and goes to print it off and there’s no ink in the printer. So off he goes to get ink and I’m trying not to get pissy (he’s had 3 days to do this). While he’s gone, I need to get dressed and oh yeah, I need to get the dinner we’re taking ready, because he was so busy with his story he didn’t get around to starting it.

 

I get the water for the perogies started and I decided to wear the tan-coloured shorts I already had on and just put on a nicer low-cut blouse. I had a lot going, I was multi-tasking because women can do that…not like I’m-trying-to-decide-what-story-to-read-and- can’t-possibly-do-anything-else men. I had to go pee and while I was sitting there with my tan-coloured shorts around my ankles I decided to put the Smart-Balls in. I opened the little package of lube that comes with them and it emptied all over my shorts. So, the first thing you need to know is the lube is very runny. Open it with care!

 

By the time sss arrived home, I’d picked out a new outfit and the perogies were almost done. Of course he was more than happy to insert the Smart-Balls for me because what man doesn’t like sticking things in his woman’s pussy?  We weren’t really sure how far to push them so he pushed them up as far as he could and that left just enough cord to grab on to. I like that even the cord is coated so it’s easy to clean.

 

I wore them to dinner and I could sort of feel them inside, but I couldn’t really feel the smaller balls bumping inside the bigger ones. I wasn’t really aware of my kegels getting a workout. In fact the only time I really noticed them was when I had to pee, the lower one would feel like it was going to fall out and I’d need to push it back in. Maybe that means I need to work on my kegels?  Anyway, I kept them in until after dinner…almost 5 hours.

 

I tried them again a few days later. We were going for a walk and I thought that would make them bump a bit more. It was kind of funny…I put the NJoy butt-plug  in him and he put the Smart-Balls in me before we left for our walk. Even while walking I could feel them inside, but couldn’t feel them bumping like when I held them in my hand.

 

I put them in while masturbating a couple of nights later and that was nice. I like having something to clench on to and I could definitely feel the bumping during my orgasm.

 

Now let me tell you the best time to use them. I put them in right before I went to the dentist for my cleaning. With the chair leaning back it didn’t feel like they were going to slip out and I could concentrate on something much more pleasant than what was going on in my mouth.

 

I have three toy drawers in our room (sss has 2 more). The top drawer has my favourites, the bottom one  has the toys that were probably a waste of money. The Smart-Balls are in my middle drawer. I won’t use them every day, but there will be times when I’m glad I have them.

 

Cheers,

♀

So, we’ve joined the Good Vibrations Affiliate community, but don’t worry we won’t be doing non-stop toy reviews. We decided to do it partly because of my uncertain job prospects and also after writing this blog for 43 years months it would be nice to make a little money from it and the Good Vibrations Magazine has been on our blog-roll forever and the marketing campaign manager, Mae Schultz, asked really nicely.

 

 Before we signed up, ♀ & I talked about how we could be a little different from all the other sex-bloggers doing toy reviews. One way we thought of was to incorporate the product into a story rather than just a straight review. Like when we bought our NJoy Butt Plug. Another idea actually came from the promotional package they sent us:

An affiliate can choose to review the product sent to them or to offer it as a prize in a contest on their site.

 

So this is what we’re thinking of doing…♀ & I will review 1 product per month and you, dear reader, will also get to review 1 product per month. Let’s see…today is the 22nd so we’ll run the contest during the last week of every month.  Ok,  you have until midnight PDT April 30th to enter this months contest. To enter all you need to do is tell us in the comments what product you would like to review and why. We’ll pick a winner May 2. Hopefully, the winner will tell us what they thought of their prize. If we get a good response, we’ll do it every month.

 

So check out Good Vibrations and get your entry in!

Cheers,

♀ & sss

 

ps…I couldn’t resist  

Strapped in Silk is a relatively new addition to the Ear Candy section of our blog-roll and if you haven’t visited Miss Teresa yet, you really should. She creates audio stories from the fantasies her visitors send her. You can either send her your script or she’ll work with you to write one and then she’ll record it for you. Pretty cool, huh?

 

She especially likes to do Femdom fantasies/ forced feminization you know, sissy stuff. She has lots of free audio clips on her site (as well as loads of other cool stuff) and she has just an amazing voice. It’s loving, dominant, playful, stern, contemptuous, breathy, warm,  intimate…gush gush gush.

 

Anyway, she’s sent us her latest effort (I ♥ being a blogger). I believe it’s a story she’s written based on the numerous requests shes had rather then one specific person. The Transformation is 44 minutes of sissy heaven. Miss Teresa tells the story in the first person, so it feels like she’s speaking directly to you (the sissy). In the story you’re the only male employee in an all female office and your boss has caught you stealing lingerie from your co-workers. To avoid being fired you agree to enroll in Miss Teresa’s Beauty School to be transformed into a beautiful and obedient sissy.

 

She guides you through all the steps: your first shopping trip. Not only for pretty lingerie, but also skirts and dresses and blouses and shoes. All on your credit card of course. Then it’s off to the salon for waxing and shaving and lessons on make-up application. You learn how to choose an outfit, how to walk in high heels, how to do your hair and make-up all on your own. During your lessons you accidentally soil a pair of panties and you’re fitted with a very tiny cock-cage. Miss Teresa invites some friends over and you put on a little fashion show for them. It goes very well and you’re rewarded with a pedicure and manicure. After a few more lessons your ready for your coming out party and wow what a party. You learn all about the joys of strap-ons.

 

Miss Teresa’s attention to detail is amazing and her voice is exquisite and I just loved this mp3, but that’s hardly a surprise now is it? Want to know something very cool?   ♀ & I listened to it together (while doing each others toe nails) and she really liked it as well. She said the only thing that was missing was the moans and groans of a sissy in the background, but she could just imagine that.

 

Later after we’d had a shower and I’d done her hair, ♀ said she’d like to send me to Miss Teresa’s Beauty school for a transformation. She said she’d cuckold me for sure then!

 

Thanks Miss Teresa,

 

♀ & sss

ps:

Hey, we were wondering if you, dear reader, could pick one story from our archives to be made into an mp3, what one would it be?

Do you remember that  TV show The Pinky and the Brain? At the end of every episode Pinky would ask what they would do tomorrow night and Brain would say, “the same thing we do every night, try to take over the world.”  That kinda reminds me of AAG..she’s everywhere, she’s everywhere. I mean that in the fondest way possible.  AAG really is amazing. Five posts a week on her own blog, plus Fleshbot, plus Jane’s Guide, plus raising three kids and having a sexy adult life as well. And if all that wasn’t enough she’s started another blog.

 

Beyond the Birds and the Bees is an online resource where folks can share accounts of how they were educated about sexuality by their first and arguably most important teachers — their parents.  We’ll also turn the tables and explore the ways in which adults sometimes need to educate their families in the art of acceptance.  We’ll look at how people pass on information about sexuality, what’s effective, what’s not, and what’s downright funny.

Designed to be a place where folks can go for information, shared experiences both wonderful and horrifying, and of course laughter, Beyond the Birds and the Bees in time will host thousands of accounts as diverse as naming body parts, coming out to family members, learning about the mechanics and the emotions of sex, dealing with abuse, teaching methods of birth control, disclosing assault, celebrating puberty, handling sex as it relates to disability and discussing menopause with our mothers and daughters.

 

 I think it’s going to be an amazing resource and I’m not just saying that because she published one of my old posts.

 

Cheers,

 

sss

Intended to enhance a couple’s intimacy, Wet® together™ for Him is a water soluble lubricant that gently warms to the touch and builds sensation with motion. Wet® together™for Her is a soothingly cool, long lasting silicone based lubricant.  Jennifer Martsolf, Vice President of Marketing explains, “Silicone is not water soluble so when the two formulas meet, skin-on-skin, they glide over each giving an amazingly slick sensation.”  When used individually, Him warms and Her cools but when they come together, couples will experience an amazing tingling sensation.  Both unique Wet® together™ formulas provide long lasting, silky smooth lubrication, and may be used separately or together.

 

We don’t review stuff all that often here at SSS, but every once in a while it seems like a good idea. Before I get started, there’s a couple of things you should know. First, ♀ mojo has been kinda inconsistent lately. I think the main reason for this is her schedule. She still has two jobs, works at least one of them every single day, goes to the gym four days a week, never seems to get enough sleep and that wears a person out after awhile. It’s tough for her to get really excited when she’s exhausted. The other thing you should know is that even when she just wants to give me a big O and she’s not really excited herself, her pussy gets more then slippery enough all on its own. We’ve been together almost eight years and I don’t think we’ve ever needed lube for her pussy. So for two good reasons we might not have been the best couple to ask to do a review of a his and hers lubricant, but Gina Sisco asked very nicely and so here it is.

 

During the past two weeks we’ve tried Wet Together four times. If you’re keeping track, I think that was about half of the times we’d had sex. Anyway, here’s what happened:

 

The first time we had just got home from a weekend away. We’d spent 10 of the previous 36 hours on the road and neither of us had had much sleep. We were tired and grumpy and we only tried the product because we felt like we had to. We’d promised to try it and with our schedules the way they are we, who knew when we’d get the next opportunity. Also, I think there was some PMS happening. So we weren’t at our best and neither of us were excited when we started. I rubbed some of Hers on her clit and her first reaction was, “Fuck, it’s burning! You’re not supposed to pour the entire bottle in my cunt. Get me a fucking wash cloth!”

 

I got her the cloth and suggested we try again another day when we were both in a better mood. The cold cloth seemed to tone things down for her and she decided we should continue. This time she put a small amount on her own fingers and started playing with her clitty. She said it still felt like it was burning, but was willing to continue. I put some His on myself, but I was so preoccupied by what was going on with ♀ that I didn’t really notice it getting warmer. It did stay nice and slippery though and didn’t dry out at all. After a few minutes she said it really was tingling and she thought maybe she liked the sensation. She told me to enter her soon after that. I don’t know if it was because I was distracted or if it was because we hadn’t had sex in a couple of days or it was the lubes, but I didn’t last very long. After I’d come, I finger fucked her while she kept playing with her clit and she was able to have a very nice big O. Neither of us thought that there was a big difference when the two lubes were combined, but considering the rocky start we were impressed that she was able to come at all.

 

The next time we tried it was just as her period was ending. We’d been making out for quite awhile and we were both really excited. This time we put it on each other and she still said it felt like it was burning when it first touched her clit, but she didn’t freak out because she knew it would get better. I could feel her hand getting warmer on my cock and I thought it was very nice indeed. Since our mouths were in the general vicinity, we both had a taste. She said His tasted sweet and Hers made my tongue tingle. I wouldn’t pour either one on my Corn Flakes, but they didn’t taste horrible. We fucked and were able to synchronize our big O’s…a rarity and damn exciting. I couldn’t feel any difference when the two lubes combined, but ♀ said that’s when it switched from the burning to the cool and tingly.

 

The third time we applied it to ourselves and when ♀ got really excited she started fucking herself with her glass dildo. She said the cold glass in her cunt and the cold sensation on her clit was amazing. As I’ve mentioned before we often role play during sex and cuckold fantasies have been a big turn on for both of us lately. So I knelt beside them and jerked myself (with the warming lube) while her lover fucked her into oblivion. When I shot my load all over the two of them it pushed her over the edge and she had a huge orgasm. I ♥ watching her have big O’s.

 

When I woke up yesterday afternoon there was a voicemail message from ♀ telling me what housework she wanted done before she got home from work. She also said I could put the Njoy butt plug in and if I wanted to I could wear one of her new summer dresses. I puttered around for awhile then decided putting the plug in would be a nice way to start the day. I was just about to insert the plug when I noticed the Wet Together lubes on her night-stand and I, in my infinite wisdom, decided that a big chunk of cold hard steel inserted into my bottom with the aid of Her tingling lubricant would be a great idea. Holy-mother-of-god! I wish you could actually hear the frantic phone call to ♀ pleading with her to let me masturbate. She was laughing so hard I thought she’d pee herself. I promised to use His so I could recount the experience for this review and she did give me permission. If she’d said no, I think my brain would have exploded. Note to self: tingling lube in bottom is very intense.

 

So, ♀ only complaint is she doesn’t like the initial sensation and I couldn’t really feel a difference when the two lubes combined, but we both got off every time we used them and both lubes work as advertised individually (♀ said there was a difference for her when they were put together) and they both stay nice and slippery and I think Wet Together will stay near the top of our toy drawer.

 

Cheers,

 ♀ & sss