Hey,  have you missed us? Sorry about that. I really don’t have much of an excuse…well actually I have lots of excuses, but  I can hear my uncle saying, “excuses are like assholes. Everyone’s got one…and if you have kids, you have more than one.”

The past month hasn’t been a complete loss though. There has been lots of stuff going on with us and I’ve been keeping a list of topics I want to blog about. The trouble is whenever I sit down to write, I seem to lose my motivation.

But it’s a new day and a new week and I want to tell you about a DVD  Good Vibrations sent for us to review back in June. OK, first of all I need to explain why it took us from June until about three weeks ago to even watch it. The disk was Heads Up: The Official Guide to Fellatio hosted by Dr. Carol Queen. I’ve read some of Dr. Queens erotica and I was looking forward to watching the disk, but it arrived in our mail box hours (seriously) after we had taken Jennifer’s Cock Sucking class. As I’ve mentioned before, Jennifer’s classes have a lot of information to digest and things to practise and we didn’t think it would be fair to review a DVD on the same subject in the same week. So it got put on a shelf and that was pretty much that.

Now some of you might be thinking, ‘hey, sss talks about all the housework he does. Doesn’t that include dusting? What kind of sissy misses a DVD on a shelf for five months?’

Did I ever tell you about having to paint the living room when I was a kid and rather than moving the piano, I just painted around it and no one noticed until about ten years later when my parents were moving out of the house?

Anyway, we finally did watch it and now I’m writing about it so quit giving me a hard time or I won’t tell you how much we liked it. In Jennifer’s class, she showed us many many techniques. We practised on dildos and could ask questions and it was a lot of fun. When we tried what we learned at home it certainly heated things up, but the class itself wasn’t particularly erotic. I don’t think it was meant to be. It was meant to be fun and informative and it most definitely was.

I think that’s sort of what I was expecting from the DVD. I knew there would be real penises involved instead of dildo’s, but I kind of thought it would still be…I don’t know…classroomish. Because that’s what educational videos are all about, right?

Wrong! It started out with Dr. Queen introducing the subject with the aid of a carved wooden penis and before every segment she’d come back on to describe the next technique and the advantages to both the giver and the receiver. So that part was expected, but after that it was more like well done porn. Lots of camera angles, good lighting and the couples seemed totally into each other. The techniques in each segment were there…like how to deep-throat or not or how to use your hands…but that really wasn’t the focus. The focus was really hot blow-jobs and I gotta tell you it took us three night to watch the entire DVD.

But the best part…OK, I need to be clear about this…I thought this was cool and different, but ♀ was really really impressed…seriously if she ever met Dr. Queen in person ♀ would hug her and tell her ‘thanks’. The best part of this DVD was that the people (I don’t want to call them ‘actors’ because it just felt so natural) they were all different shapes and sizes and ages and colours. Every time we watched a segment and got busy, after we finished ♀ would comment on how amazing it was to see ‘normal’ people in such hot scenes.

So we were both impressed with this DVD and even if you’re like the best cock-sucker on the block, it would still be hot to watch!

Cheers,

♀ & sss