Pinup-bondage is a dream come true and is dedicated to bondage as an artful and erotic form of restraint.

-Uncle M

 

♀ made Hot Chocolate Cupcakes for my nephew’s birthday yesterday. Guess what made them ‘hot’? Cayenne pepper and they were delicious. I know all you chocoholics will be saying, ‘well duh, chocolate goes with anything’,  but I had never thought of those two flavours working so well together. FYI, another unexpected, but really tasty combination is cracked black pepper on fresh strawberries. Yummy!

 

Why am I telling you this? Well, Uncle M’s combination of Pinup & Bondage has been kind of the same thing for me. I’m sure you won’t be surprised to hear that I’ve always been a big fan of Pinup; beautiful girls wearing gorgeous clothes and flashes of sexy lingerie. What’s not to love, right? I know that bondage has been an occasional theme in Pinup forever, but I never noticed any artistry in the ropes. It was more along the lines of, ”Oh, Bettie is tied up in this picture. My, she’s pretty. I love those shoes…’

 

Uncle M’s artwork is prominently displayed at the Lounge and I remember looking at them when we went to our orientation and thinking they were very good. It wasn’t until I met Uncle M in person that I started to understand just how cool his work really is. He’s passionate about his art and when you talk to him, you can’t help but to get caught up in his excitement for it.

  

He has a very nice pay website with updates twice a week, but I wanted to tell you about the two books he has available, just in time for Christmas.  Pinup Bondage  Has over 145 stunning high resolution photographs, each with a caption that tell a vivid story of the beauty of bondage. None of the attractive women shown in this book model professionally and have come to Uncle M for the simple reason they are attracted to this type of bondage art.

 

Steam Punk Bondage  has many of the same models as the pinup bondage book.  Sisi, Donita, Anna, Ravenas and Miss Morta are all featured in this all steampunk, all bondage coffee table book.  Each outfit was custom designed by Suzee666especially for the photos featured in this book.  Uncle M has taken the bondage to another level in this book with the use of a custom suspension frame designed to be hidden from the camera.  No expense was spared in creating this unique and very erotic photo presentation of Steampunk bondage art.

 

Actually, now that I think about it, Uncle M manages to combine three elements in his photos (so my opening analogy doesn’t quite do it justice); beautiful girls, gorgeous clothes and the artistry of bondage.  I’m sure you know someone who would love to find one of these books under their Christmas tree this year.

 

Cheers,

♀ & sss

 

ps: Uncle M sent me some loveRly photos to add to this post, but I’m having technical issues and am unable to upload…anything right now (balderdash)

Hey,  have you missed us? Sorry about that. I really don’t have much of an excuse…well actually I have lots of excuses, but  I can hear my uncle saying, “excuses are like assholes. Everyone’s got one…and if you have kids, you have more than one.”

The past month hasn’t been a complete loss though. There has been lots of stuff going on with us and I’ve been keeping a list of topics I want to blog about. The trouble is whenever I sit down to write, I seem to lose my motivation.

 

But it’s a new day and a new week and I want to tell you about a DVD  Good Vibrations sent for us to review back in June. OK, first of all I need to explain why it took us from June until about three weeks ago to even watch it. The disk was Heads Up: The Official Guide to Fellatio hosted by Dr. Carol Queen. I’ve read some of Dr. Queens erotica and I was looking forward to watching the disk, but it arrived in our mail box hours (seriously) after we had taken Jennifer’s Cock Sucking class. As I’ve mentioned before, Jennifer’s classes have a lot of information to digest and things to practise and we didn’t think it would be fair to review a DVD on the same subject in the same week. So it got put on a shelf and that was pretty much that.

 

Now some of you might be thinking, ‘hey, sss talks about all the housework he does. Doesn’t that include dusting? What kind of sissy misses a DVD on a shelf for five months?’

Did I ever tell you about having to paint the living room when I was a kid and rather than moving the piano, I just painted around it and no one noticed until about ten years later when my parents were moving out of the house?

 

Anyway, we finally did watch it and now I’m writing about it so quit giving me a hard time or I won’t tell you how much we liked it. In Jennifer’s class, she showed us many many techniques. We practised on dildos and could ask questions and it was a lot of fun. When we tried what we learned at home it certainly heated things up, but the class itself wasn’t particularly erotic. I don’t think it was meant to be. It was meant to be fun and informative and it most definitely was.

 

I think that’s sort of what I was expecting from the DVD. I knew there would be real penises involved instead of dildo’s, but I kind of thought it would still be…I don’t know…classroomish. Because that’s what educational videos are all about, right?

 

Wrong! It started out with Dr. Queen introducing the subject with the aid of a carved wooden penis and before every segment she’d come back on to describe the next technique and the advantages to both the giver and the receiver. So that part was expected, but after that it was more like well done porn. Lots of camera angles, good lighting and the couples seemed totally into each other. The techniques in each segment were there…like how to deep-throat or not or how to use your hands…but that really wasn’t the focus. The focus was really hot blow-jobs and I gotta tell you it took us three night to watch the entire DVD.

 

But the best part…OK, I need to be clear about this…I thought this was cool and different, but ♀ was really really impressed…seriously if she ever met Dr. Queen in person ♀ would hug her and tell her ‘thanks’. The best part of this DVD was that the people (I don’t want to call them ‘actors’ because it just felt so natural) they were all different shapes and sizes and ages and colours. Every time we watched a segment and got busy, after we finished ♀ would comment on how amazing it was to see ‘normal’ people in such hot scenes.

 

So we were both impressed with this DVD and even if you’re like the best cock-sucker on the block, it would still be hot to watch!

 

Cheers,

♀ & sss

HI there, this is ♀ writing. I know I don’t write here very often, but I got tired of waiting for sss to write this review. I’ve been bugging him for weeks to write it, but he always has an excuse…you need to try them more often, so I did…I’ve been really busy with stuff,  bullshit! He spends most of the time online looking at porn and or lingerie. Not that I mind, but he should at least admit it. And while I’m on the subject, don’t you think it’s odd that a man sissy who’s not allowed to jerk-off without my permission spends so much time looking at stuff that’ll make him horny and frustrated? I was considering putting him in a cock cage, but I don’t think it would make any difference.  His latest excuse was the codes for linking are hard to figure out. Can you believe that shit? So now I’m writing it and all he has to do is the links and hit publish and he’s not getting sex until he does!

 

So our first product to review from  Good Vibrations were the Smart balls.  We’d talked about similar products before, but I wasn’t very interested.  A friend of ours had lost a Ben-Wa ball down a hotel room toilet, we’d seen something similar to the Smart-Balls and the string attaching them was just that…string and I thought it would get icky. We were at a Lounge event and Jennifer was saying how great they were so when I saw them on this months list I thought what the heck.

 

Ok, so they arrived on May 6th. That was the day we went to the last Deviant Dining at the Lounge. Remember sss wrote about how nervous he was about having to read a piece of erotica in his underwear? Well let me tell you how the day unfolded. He picked up the package after he got up. Yes it was 2 pm, but his day was just beginning. I’d worked all day and when I got home, there he was at the computer obsessing over what piece to read…this is to long, this is to short, this is written in a woman’s voice, this has two voices… I was just like pick a damn story and get on with it.

 

So he finally picks one and goes to print it off and there’s no ink in the printer. So off he goes to get ink and I’m trying not to get pissy (he’s had 3 days to do this). While he’s gone, I need to get dressed and oh yeah, I need to get the dinner we’re taking ready, because he was so busy with his story he didn’t get around to starting it.

 

I get the water for the perogies started and I decided to wear the tan-coloured shorts I already had on and just put on a nicer low-cut blouse. I had a lot going, I was multi-tasking because women can do that…not like I’m-trying-to-decide-what-story-to-read-and- can’t-possibly-do-anything-else men. I had to go pee and while I was sitting there with my tan-coloured shorts around my ankles I decided to put the Smart-Balls in. I opened the little package of lube that comes with them and it emptied all over my shorts. So, the first thing you need to know is the lube is very runny. Open it with care!

 

By the time sss arrived home, I’d picked out a new outfit and the perogies were almost done. Of course he was more than happy to insert the Smart-Balls for me because what man doesn’t like sticking things in his woman’s pussy?  We weren’t really sure how far to push them so he pushed them up as far as he could and that left just enough cord to grab on to. I like that even the cord is coated so it’s easy to clean.

 

I wore them to dinner and I could sort of feel them inside, but I couldn’t really feel the smaller balls bumping inside the bigger ones. I wasn’t really aware of my kegels getting a workout. In fact the only time I really noticed them was when I had to pee, the lower one would feel like it was going to fall out and I’d need to push it back in. Maybe that means I need to work on my kegels?  Anyway, I kept them in until after dinner…almost 5 hours.

 

I tried them again a few days later. We were going for a walk and I thought that would make them bump a bit more. It was kind of funny…I put the NJoy butt-plug  in him and he put the Smart-Balls in me before we left for our walk. Even while walking I could feel them inside, but couldn’t feel them bumping like when I held them in my hand.

 

I put them in while masturbating a couple of nights later and that was nice. I like having something to clench on to and I could definitely feel the bumping during my orgasm.

 

Now let me tell you the best time to use them. I put them in right before I went to the dentist for my cleaning. With the chair leaning back it didn’t feel like they were going to slip out and I could concentrate on something much more pleasant than what was going on in my mouth.

 

I have three toy drawers in our room (sss has 2 more). The top drawer has my favourites, the bottom one  has the toys that were probably a waste of money. The Smart-Balls are in my middle drawer. I won’t use them every day, but there will be times when I’m glad I have them.

 

Cheers,

♀