Yeah I know I posted this last year, but it still makes me laugh.

I’m going to be a busy busy baker for the rest of the week so just silly Christmas songs for the next few days…

So…what do you think? There are still a few little things to work out and the blogroll need to be moved over one link at a time, but this is pretty much the new look. A real-honest-to-goodness ‘grown-up’ blog. If somethings not working or there’s something you really don’t like…please say something!

Cheers,

♀ & sss

Hello everybody!

This is where you all yell out, “Hi Dr. Nick!”  or not.

It’s 4 am, ♀ has been well and truly fucked, my sissy chores are all done and I’ve answered all my email so I thought I should write a Christmassy kind of post.

OMG it’s now 5:30 am and all I’ve done is read other peoples blogs and watched video’s.

 

 

Do you need some last minute Christmas gift ideas?

How about stained glass?

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Or how about some sexy balls for your tree?

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Many thanks to C. for pointing them out to us!

Cheers,

sss & ♀

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Simpsons’ kiddie porn

By Denette Wilford

2008-12-09

 

Man convicted of ‘Simpsons’ child pornography

Cartoons showing sex acts involving children based on Simpsons characters are pornographic, a judge ruled.

In Australia’s New South Wales Supreme Court, Justice Michael Adams ruled that a fictional cartoon character was a “person,” reports the Herald Sun.

Last February, Alan John McEwan was convicted of possessing child pornography and using his computer to access child pornography.

“The alleged pornography comprised a series of cartoons depicting figures modelled on members of the television animated series The Simpsons,” the judge said.

The cartoons showed characters such as Bart, Lisa and Maggie Simpson having sex.

“In my view, the magistrate was correct in determining that, in respect of both the Commonwealth and the NSW offences, the word ‘person’ included fictional or imaginary characters,” the judge said.
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McEwan was convicted and fined $3,000 and placed on a good behaviour bond.

Hey there, it’s really us. Can you believe it?

There are still a few bugs to work out, but I think we’re well on our way.

Please say hello and We should have archives and blogroll and new content here soon.

Cheers,

♀ & sss

It’s been a challenging week around here. I’m sure you’ve gathered by now that the switch to our own domain has not gone smoothly and as I write this @ 5:37 Wednesday morning, I really don’t know when we’ll be up and running in our new home. Our first attempt took 3 days to get launched and 4 hours for Host Monster  to delete it for indicating there would be ‘adult’ content. We’re into day 4 of trying to get launched with Go Daddy. The issue now is technical and well beyond my understanding. The bottom line is I can’t get Wordpress to install and nobody seems to be able to tell me why or what to do about it. Go Daddy says it’s a Wordpress problem.  Wordpress doesn’t actually have a help line. They have forums…I can read them, but until I actually have a site up I don’t technically exist and can’t ask questions there. One helpful Go Daddy tech suggested I get someone in who can read code or script or whatever the hell it’s called to sort it all out for me. Yeah, maybe I could ask one of my new neighbours.

“Hey, new neighbour…I’m a cross dressing sissy. I write a blog about my sex life and it includes lots of pictures of my wife and I naked…want to help me set up my new domain?”

During my last phone call with Go Daddy, yesterday afternoon, I was assured that in the next 24-48 hours they would install Wordpress for me or at the very least have some sort of solution/resolution. So we shall see. I shudder at the thought of what my phone bill is going to be at the end of the month.

And now the other challenge of the week. I’ve been donating blood for about a year. I go every 8 weeks and this week was my 8th donation. Mini comes with me to keep me company and to get juice and cookies of course. They have a clinic in a big hall every 2nd week and there’s usually lots of people there, but the appointments are all scheduled and we’re usually in and out in 30-40 minutes. Things were not going well on this day and it was 45 minutes before I even got a cot. I had never seen the nurse that was going to suck out my blood before and I hope I never see her again. She couldn’t find a vein to drain. I suppose that happens, (though after 7 successful visits it was a bit surprising), but this women wouldn’t give up. Once she had the needle in for the third time she spent a good 10 minutes moving it around inside my arm trying to hit the sweet spot.

You can’t really tell from this picture, but this bruise is 8 inches long and goes almost all the way around my arm. Oh, and as we were leaving, Mini took a header in the parking lot and tore up his foot, knee and elbow. It was the big joke around here…Mini gave more blood at the clinic then Dad did.

HHNT

sss