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Are You Done Yet?
March 13, 2010
The night after this night we went to bed after I’d finished cleaning up the dinner dishes. We had about 90 minutes before I needed to leave for work and I was hoping for a repeat of the night before. ♀ was, by her own admission, not feeling very horny. I knew we probably wouldn’t be able to have simultaneous orgasms again, but I was hoping if I pushed all the right buttons in exactly the right order that at least we’d both have big O’s…eventually. ♀ wasn’t as optimistic. She was leaning towards pushing my buttons, making me come quickly and teasing me about not being able to satisfy her.
We’d only been in bed for a few minutes when the phone rang. It was our friend Candle and ♀ took the call. I continued to touch and kiss her zones while the two women chatted. Eventually, she pushed my head down and I eagerly took my place between her legs. My first thought, as I nibbled her inner thighs, was ‘I’m getting her really excited and this is going to be a very short phone call’. Her tone of voice didn’t change one bit as I started licking her outer lips and than another possibility occurred to me. Maybe ♀ was planning on a phone sex 3-way. Candle plays with men and women. ♀ has never been with a woman before, but we’ve talked about it a lot and she and Candle flirt with each other and trying it for the first time while on the phone would be safe, but still hot and hell yes, that must surely be what she was planning. I spread her lips apart and started tracing tight little circles around her clit with my tongue.
♀ grabbed my ear and pulled me up. She hooked her feet behind my legs and guided my cock into her pussy and still her voice gave no clue that anything sexy was going on. The following is her half of the conversation while I fucked her…
“I had the craziest dream last night.
Remember I told you about that old boyfriend from high school who I’ve been talking with on Facebook?
Yeah, that’s right. Jim.
Well, in this dream I was spending the weekend at his house.
No, we were the age we are now.
Well, there wasn’t actually any sex in the dream, but that’s why I was spending the weekend at his house.
Jim’s wife knew I was staying there, but she didn’t know Jim and I had been fucking. She came home unexpectedly and we had to pretend that nothing was going on. Actually, that part felt a lot like high school. I was all tingly from just having had sex and I was excited and nervous as we planned on where we could go to fuck some more without his wife finding out.
Yeah, he knew and he was fine with it.
Yes, he’s a sissy even in my dreams.
No, I haven’t told him about the dream yet, but I will.
Probably while we’re having sex. It’ll drive him wild.”
That’s when I shot my load. She had absolutely no reaction to it. My spent little pencil dick slid out and I rolled off of her. Humiliated. They started talking about Candle’s love life and ♀ pointed towards her sloppy cunt. At first I thought hoped she wanted me to give her an orgasm, but she just needed me to lick her clean. When I was done she pushed me away and rolled over onto her side.
I got out of bed to get ready for work. I was just about to leave when she motioned for me to come to her. I leaned in to give her a goodnight kiss and she wiped a glob of cum from my goatee and held it up for me to lick off her finger. She kissed me on the cheek and waved goodbye. She and Candle were still talking when I left.

Cheers,
♀ & sss
Frustrated
March 11, 2010
There’s a type of erotic fiction that I’d like to write, but I’m having a hard time making it work. I’ve long been interested in why we’re wired the way we are, why are we turned on by certain things/situations and the evolution of our fetishes. But I’m not thinking of it in any kind of clinical sense. The idea I have is to write an erotic short story that not only captures a character and his/her kink, but also gives some sense of where that kink came from.
One of the big problems I’m having with this idea is, the origin of a fetish often happens long before we tun 18. Our sexual wiring starts when we start, but to explore the things that happen as a child in a piece of erotica without being creepy is difficult. If I strip away all that is erotic from the part of the story that takes place before the age of consent and turn on the smut in the second part it seems like two separate stories.
Here’s a couple of paragraphs that I was quite happy with. Lisa’s ‘oral fixation’ started when she was about 7 and her dentist, who looked like an old walrus and smelled of Old Spice and pipe tobacco pulled out a couple of her baby teeth. When she was 14 her dentist looked like David Cassidy. The Partridge Family was all the rage and Lisa had a huge crush on him. Neither of these men ever did anything inappropriate to Lisa, but a sexual connection was made in her mind. My attempts to combine those to parts in a way that flows and is erotic, but not creepy have failed.
Here’s another example. When Mini was 6 or 7 years old I took him to a local water park one summer afternoon. The park was crowded with kids splashing in the water and parents sitting in the shade around the sides. I noticed a little girl (maybe 4 or 5) sitting on one of the water jets. She was just sitting there rocking back and forth with a big smile on her face, totally unaware of all the other kids playing around her. I’d love to start a story from that point. Maybe that was the first time she noticed how nice that zone could feel. Maybe her mother notices what she’s doing and makes a huge public scene. Maybe that’s the start of a being an exhibitionist… A powerful image with lot’s of possibilities, but how to use it without being creepy is difficult.
♀ & I were talking about my wiring the other night. When I was in grade 4 I had a teacher who was verbally and pyscologically abusive . I had troubles eating and sleeping, the skin peeled off my hands and eventually I was removed from her classroom. When I was 10, my uncle married his first wife. From the time they got married until I was about 14 she took great delight in tormenting me. She believed I wasn’t masculine enough. She’d slap me around, pin me to the ground and tickle or pinch me until I wet myself then tease me about getting beat up by a girl. I don’t remember either of these women with anything resembling fondness, but when I look back on my dating history, I’ve always been attracted to dominate women. I get that context is everything. I understand that tormenting a child like that is wrong, but tormenting an adult sissy like that is hot. I’d just like to figure out how to combine those two things into a single story.

Cheers,
♀ & sss
Titty Fuck
January 10, 2010
Did I mention being a tad disappointed about not having turkey for Christmas? Well, ♀ got tired of hearing me grumble about it and she bought a big bird for New Years Day. After we’d had our final fuck of 2009 and toasted the new year with Kir Royale and had our first fuck of the new decade and ♀ was soundly sleeping, I got up to start doing dinner prep. I peeled and chopped and diced and sliced (I also did some mincing, but we won’t talk about that right now) I made the Drunken Rice Pudding from our new cookbook , I set up morning coffee and after dinner espresso, stocked the fridge, took out the garbage and did all the dishes. So when ♀ woke up she could pour herself a cup-a-joe and start preparing a holiday feast with all the trimmings minus about 3 hours of prep work.
I didn’t get up until our guests started to arrive; Junior and girl-friend, brother-in-law and girl-friend, my mom and step-dad and my nephew. The apartment smelled delicious and ♀ looked radiant. She’d managed to lose 3kg (6.6lbs) during December and was feeling very proud of herself. In a recent post I talked about it sometimes being difficult to incorporate the Dom/sub dynamic into real life, but if both people are on the same page, it can be done in subtle ways that other people don’t even notice. For instance, ♀ mentioned that I had done all the prep work while she slept the night before and instead of sitting around drinking beer with the rest of the guys, I was very involved with the final dinner preparation, serving and clean-up. It’s not the same as being trussed up in a girdle and stockings while I kiss her feet, but I think that would have made our guests uncomfortable.
All through dinner ♀ did things to ramp up the sexual tension. I had just finished hanging up coats and when I closed the closet door she was at the end of the hall with her skirt up showing me she wasn’t wearing panties. While I was smashing the potatoes, she wiped a wet finger through my moustache so all I could smell was her pussy. She pushed me up against the counter and necked with me passionately then told me to take a glass of wine out to my mother. She tweaked my nipples then told me to take a beer out to her brother. She stood behind me while I tried to carve the turkey and ran her hands all over me sending chills through me and making my cock ache. Every time she had a chance to touch me she did and every time I looked her nipples were standing out through her top and bra just begging to be sucked. It was exquisite torture.
Finally, everyone except Junior and his gf had left and I was just about to take ♀ to bed when Junior mentioned that he’d rented Inglourious Basterds. He asked if I wanted to watch it with him. I had told him a few days before that I wanted to see it so I couldn’t really say no. I made espresso for ♀ and hoped she’d still be horny after the movie. No such luck. By the time Aldo Raine had finished carving the swastika into the Jew Hunters forehead, ♀ was done for the night. She was tired, was starting to get a headache and her shoulder was sore. She got ready for bed and asked me to cuddle with her for awhile.
As soon as we got comfortable she started kissing and pinching and tweaking…all the things she knows I’m unable to resist. I asked her to stop. She didn’t. I told her I’d much rather wait until morning when she could have a big O as well. Still she continued. I told her I was serious, I didn’t want to have sex just for me and I tried to move away. She grabbed hold of my now erect penis.
“There you go trying to top from the bottom again. Who’s the boss here?”
“You are.”
“You say it, but you don’t always mean it. You can’t have it both ways, Princess. One of the conditions for you to be treated like a sissy is I get total control over your sexual pleasure, correct?”
“Yes, but…”
“No buts. I’m in charge, period. What you don’t seem to understand is I have several options available to me right now. I could take you to the very brink then kick your sorry ass out of bed. I could let you fuck me and that might get me excited then you could give me an orgasm. I could let you fuck me and not get excited and you’d feel like even less of a man knowing that once again your little pencil dick failed to arouse me.” (That made my cock twitch)
By this time I was on top of her and she told me to rub my cock against her clit. She can do this thing with her legs where she some how hooks them behind mine and locks me in. She tightened and relaxed her legs to force me into a thrusting rhythm, but I was unable to move away. By then, of course, I didn’t want to move away.
After a few minutes of rubbing against her clit she said, “tell me something that is sexy.”
“You are sexy.”
“Be more specific.”
“Your breasts are sexy.”
“Why are they sexy?”
“I adore your curves. You are so feminine. The tops you wear that show off your cleavage make your breasts look so inviting.”
” Are you the only person that thinks so?”
“No. Many women and most men notice them. We can’t help it. It’s primal.”
“How does it make you feel when men stare at my cleavage?”
“Proud.”
“You like it when I show them off?”
“Yes.”
“What if a man wanted a closer look…would you let him?”
“Maybe.”
“What if I told you I thought he was handsome?”
“Than yes, I would. I’d invite him over. He’d stand close to you and look straight down your top.”
“What would he see?”
“Even more of your cleavage, the top of your lacy bra, your hard nipples poking through the fabric.”
“Does he like what he sees?”
“Yes, he has a hungry look in his eyes.”
“Will you let him have a better look?”
“Your erect nipples tell me you’re enjoying the attention and I remove your top.”
“What does he see?”
“Your pretty bra shows them off nicely, but he’s a real man and doesn’t really notice the bra. He knows for certain now that your breasts are real. He likes that.”
“Does he want to touch them?”
“Yes, very much. I tell him he can. He gently strokes the bare part of your breasts with his finger tips. Then he cups a breast in each hand. He squeezes them and pinches your nipples. I tell him that your nipples are very sensitive today and he needs to be gentle with them.”
“Is he surprised that you’re telling him how to fondle my breasts?”
“Not so much. He’s a little distracted. He’s getting bolder now and tells me to undo your bra. I comply and he pulls it off and tosses it on the floor.”
“What does he see?”
“The first thing he notices is your nipples and areolae are the identical rose colour. He’s obviously impressed. He touches both breasts gently with his fingers like he’s reading braille. He traces along the scars on the underside of your breasts, then circles your nipples so gently he barely touches them. I can feel you squirm. Then he grabs one breast with both hands right against your chest and squeezes hard. You gasp and he keeps squeezing. Your breast juts out like a torpedo and your nipple gets a little darker.”
At some point during this she had let my cock enter her pussy. Her legs had me locked in tight so I was unable to thrust my hips. She massaged my dick with her kegels while the dialogue continued…
“Does he want to put my nipple in his mouth?”
“Not only does he want to, but your nipple is almost screaming to be in his mouth. All I do is nod at him and he lifts your torpedoed breast to his mouth. He circles your nipple with his tongue a few times then sucks it into his mouth. I can see he’s sucking on it harder than I do and I’m just about to remind him about how sensitive they are when he lets go of your breast and the entire weight of it is being held with his teeth on your nipple. You moan, but he doesn’t let go. He smiles up at us and I can feel your legs start to quiver.”
“I think my other nipple is much to sensitive to be bitten that way.”
“He doesn’t seem to want to. After he releases your nipple, he continues to fondle and kiss your breasts, squeezing them together around his face. He’s still enjoying them, but something has changed. He’s distracted. He keeps looking up at us, like he wants to ask something, but he’s undecided if he should. We all know what he wants, but I want to hear him ask it.”
“If he asks, will you let him fuck my breasts?”
“He doesn’t so much ask. It’s more a statement. ‘I want to fuck your wife’s titties’. I lead you to a couch and kneel at one end of it. You lay down with your head in my lap and we watch as he pulls off his pants and boxers. He straddles you and rubs his semi-erect penis across your nipples. We watch as he starts to stroke himself between your breasts. After a couple of minutes he applies some lube to his cock and I squeeze your breasts together to give him more to fuck.”
“Is his cock long enough to poke out the top?”
“Your breasts are large so not at first, but eventually it seems to grow right out of your cleavage towards your mouth. I squeeze your breasts tight around his cock and soon you are able to lick his pre-cum off the tip of it.”
“Does holding my breasts together so another man can fuck them turn you on, Princess?”
To be honest, I’m pretty sure I came right about then, but was so caught up in the story I needed to finish it.
“Watching his cock slide between your breasts is the sexiest thing I have ever seen.”
“Where is your little pencil dick while all this is going on?”
“Resting against your cheek. If you turn your head in between his thrusts, you can take me into your mouth.”
“Two cocks pointed right at my face. I like that.”
“He comes without warning and he has lots for us. Most of it lands on your face, some of it is on my cock and he squeezes the last bit onto your nipples. The intensity pushes me over the edge and I grab my cock lubed with his cum and shoot my load on your face as well. Some of it drips down between your breasts and I squeeze the last bit onto your lips.”
“Do you like seeing my face covered in cum, Princess?”
“I’d never really thought of bukkake as especially erotic before, but seeing you like this is incredibly hot.”
“Will you kiss me like this?”
“With passion, Baby. With passion.”
Cheers,
♀ & sss
btw: she rolled over and went to sleep after this.
Kiss Me
April 4, 2009
You need to follow my instructions exactly. You will only touch me with and where and when and how I tell you. A kiss will be just that; a kiss. Not a lick, not a bite. You will be permitted to orgasm during my orgasm only. If I am unable to come or you are unable to synchronize your orgasm with mine, tough shit. Do you understand?
Good. Let’s begin.
Kiss the arch of my left foot.
Kiss my right shin.
Kiss my right hip.
Kiss my left calf.
Kiss the outside of my right thigh.
Kiss my navel.
Kiss it again, but this time use your tongue.
Kiss the underside of my left breast.
Kiss my right nipple. Now gently suck it into your mouth. No teeth.
Kiss the left side of my neck.
Kiss the very centre of my right arm-pit.
Kiss the side of that breast.
Kiss the lower-most rib on my right side.
Kiss my right hip.
Kiss my right thigh.
Kiss behind my right knee. Now lick there.
Kiss my right ankle.
Kiss the big toe on my right foot. Again. Lick it from the base to the tip. Suck it like a short thick cock.
Kiss behind my left knee.
Kiss the inner thigh of my left leg. Higher. Higher. Can you smell my sex?
Kiss my belly.
Kiss in between my breasts. Lick me there.
Kiss the scar on my left breast.
Kiss my left nipple. Suck it gently. No teeth.
Kiss the centre of my forehead.
Kiss the tip of my nose.
Kiss my chin.
Kiss the centre of my collar bone.
Kiss in a straight line down to the top of my pussy lips. Slowly. Slower. Keep the kisses close together. Closer.
Kiss along one side of my outer lips down to the bottom and back up the other side.
Spread me apart and kiss the left side of my clit. Now the right side of my clit.
Slowly trace three circles around my clit with your tongue. Slower.
Suck it into your mouth. Now hum…Hum… The Alphabet Song.
French kiss my cunt. Neck with it. Give it lots of tongue.
Kiss my perineum.
Kiss my asshole. Again. Slip it the tongue. More. Push your tongue into my ass as deep as you can get it.
Kneel in front of me and rub the shaft of your cock against my clit.
Hand me the bullet and the glass dildo.
Place the tip of your cock at the entrance to my pussy. Now very, very slowly push into me. No back and forth action. Just a slow steady push forward. Slower. Watch my cunt swallow you.
Stay like that. Fully engulfed. Don’t move while I put the bullet beside my clit. Can you feel the vibrations on your cock?
I can feel you getting thicker. Pull out slowly. Slower. Does your cock ache? Remember, you’re not allowed to come yet.
Put a pillow under my hips and lick the glass dildo.
Watch as I fuck myself with it? Does it make you excited to see me gets fucked with a different cock?
Put some lube on your finger and put it in my ass. Now a second finger.
Stroke his cock through the lining with your fingers. Can you feel his hardness? The ridges along his shaft?
Lube up your cock. I want to watch you fuck your hand.
Do you want to slide your cock against his?
Enter my ass the same way you entered my cunt; slow and steady. Slower.
Do you like feeling him rub against you? Do you like seeing me like this; cunt and ass stuffed full of cock?
Start fucking my ass now. Pull almost all the way out, then slam it hard deep inside.
Do you like me being a slut? I need two cocks at the same time. Call me your dirty fucking slut! Fuck me! Fuck me hard!
Oh Baby, I’m right there. Oh Jeezusfuckingchrist I can feel you getting bigger! That’s it Baby, he’s coming in my cunt. Fill my ass with your cum! OH FUCK YESSSSSSSSS.
♥
♥
♥
♥ Kiss me…right here…on the lips ♥
sss
Crushing on Bree Olson
March 22, 2009
My Best Friend Porn has become one of my favourite blogs to visit in recent months and believe it or not, it’s not because of the porn. If you haven’t been there, you really should. It’s hosted by The Guy and The Girl and they write short reviews on a variety of porn they find online. They write these reviews separately, but sometimes they’ll both comment on a video and they are so much fun. I just love their sense of humour and really, that’s the main reason I visit their site almost every day. I know that must sound like your dad saying he reads Playboy for the articles, but in my case it’s really true. Remember, I need permission to masturbate (♀ doesn’t give permission very often) so I don’t try to torment myself. OK OK, I do watch some, but not nearly as many as you might imagine.
In recent months The Girl & I started crushing on Bree Olson and…well, it might be easier to show you a conversation The Girl & I had. First, here are their reviews for this clip:
SHE SAYS:
Well, make that the first 15 minutes. It is all about the tease in this clip. It drives me absolutely, positively insane! I love this clip more than any other clip I have found. That girl receiving this amazing massage is so incredibly sexy. Watching someone get turned on as much as this girl does is almost enough to give me an orgasm. I am seriously getting incredibly turned on AGAIN while typing this. I seriously think that all porn should be like this clip. I love watching real people have real orgasms. I ♥ porn!
HE SAYS:
Agreed, this is one of my all-time favorite porn scenes too. The Girl is exactly right, the tease in the beginning is incredible. I was practically biting my nails waiting for her to finally remove that bra and touch those breasts! I think the blonde is Bree Olson. This is one of the most boner-inducing lesbian scenes ever!
Now here’s the conversation we had in the comment section:
that entire clip was great, but i agree, the seduction at the beginning was amazing!
I really did have probably five orgasms the first time I watched it. I love the tease!
GODDAMNIT!
I am totally commenting on my own blog right now because I just used this very clip again! Two orgasms by 10:13. What is wrong with me?
Maybe I should become Bree Olson’s personal cinematographer.
Yes, that’s my new goal in life.
It’s good to have goals and that’s a very good goal to have. You will definitely need an assistant for a job like that and I would like to put my name in now for that position!
sss
sweat shop sissy, you are hired. OK, well, I guess it is settled. First things first: SSS, get Bree Olson’s agent on the phone. Have her send me her entire schedule via outlook appointment immediately. I would also like it printed out (31-day calendar style) and on my desk by Tuesday morning. We can then start scheduling the shoots. I have a few ideas when it comes to outfits, but I think maybe you can take part of that role.
There’s so much to do!
Hey Girl;
I wasn’t able to get April’s (Bree’s assistant) phone #, but I did find an email and sent her your request. I guess now we just need to wait with worms on out tongues (bated breath).
I’ll keep you posted!
sss
SSS,
I know it is early to say this, being that it is your first day on the job, but you are getting a raise! I cannot wait for our future in porn together watching Bree Olson get orgasms which will in turn give us orgasms. It’s going to be the best job ever!
Should I put in my two weeks at my stupid day job?
Um, just wondering who will be left behind at My Best Friend Porn headquarters to do the website while everyone is off having orgasms and filming Bree Olsen porn? It sounds a lot like I will be that person. This is bullshit.
I was assuming that you and I were a very sexy team! The filming will take place at MBFP headquarters, silly.
Dirty Boy
January 2, 2009
Yeah, I know I posted this a couple of months ago , but I don’t think very many people saw it and I think it’s hot. Besides that I’m working on a couple of stories for submission and I thought I should put something up on our sexy new site…
The move was a challenge, but ♀ is amazingly well organized and things unfolded pretty much as they were supposed to. Saturday was moving day and by Wednesday morning there wasn’t a cardboard box left in our nice new condo. Our storage locker down the hall is stuffed full of boxes and we haven’t hung anything up on the walls yet, but it’s starting to feel like home.
There were a couple of glitches on moving day. The guys delivering the new living room furniture decided there was no way in hell our new couch was going to fit in the elevator and they needed to be persuaded. It might be hard to imagine a sissy getting tough with a couple of burly movers, but I can turn it on if I really need to.
The other bit of excitement happened at the very end of the day. I’d only had about three hours sleep from when I got home from work Saturday morning and when the movers arrived and ♀ hadn’t had much more then that so by 10 pm we’d had enough. We decided we’d sleep better if we had a quick shower first (obviously our first in our new home). I was all soaped up and her hair was full of shampoo when the top half of the shower head popped off and landed on the bridge of her nose. She was between me and the tap and was bent over swearing a blue streak and there was water spraying everywhere…and yeah…exciting stuff.
The second night went way much better. We got lots of unpacking done and she even cooked a lovely roast dinner. It was the first time in almost a month that we’d had a home cooked meal that was actually cooked in our own home. It was so nice. After dinner she decided she wanted to have a bubble bath (there’s a very nice deep soaker tub in the ensuite. So I got it all ready for her; candles, soft music, a glass of red wine….the works.
I washed her back and filed her feet and marvelled at how it’ll be 7 years this month and I am still so madly in love with her. I wasn’t going to get in the tub with her, but she persuaded me and of course I was glad I did. Her skin was soft and silky from the bubble bath and she looked amazing in the candle light. We took turns using the wash cloth to drizzle warm water on each other. We kissed and touched and worked each other into a fine lather.
Once we were out of the tub though she wanted to slow things down a bit. I brushed and braided her hair then shaved her pussy. I must admit it was hard to concentrate because I could smell how horny she was, but a mistake down there with a razor would have been unforgivable and there was no blood shed.
Once I was done I had to give it the tongue test because that’s the best way to find any missed hairs and of course that led to things heating up again quite quickly. But after only a few short minutes she pushed my head away and said she was thirsty. She keeps a bottle of water on her night-stand and rolled over to get it. After a good long drink she backed up towards me (she was on all fours). I started licking her pussy again, but she had other ideas.
“Kiss my ass, Baby.” I didn’t need to be told twice. I spread her cheeks apart and started kissing and licking and it didn’t take long for my tongue to be as deep into her rosebud as I could get it. She started rocking back and forth against me. “That’s it, Baby, tongue-fuck my horny little ass!”
Don’tchya just love it when spontaneous stuff like that happens? We were both so tuned on. It was amazing. She rolled over on her back and put a pillow underneath her hips. “Do you want to fuck me now?”
“Oh gawd, yes!” The head of my cock was shiny with precum.
“What hole do you want, Baby?” Her legs were pulled up against her chest and she wiggled at me.
“Your ass. I need to fuck your ass.”
She reached up and twisted one of my nipples so hard I thought I might come right there. “Beg me for it, Bitch.”
I moved up close to her so my cock rubbed against her clit and I whisped in her ear, “Please Mommy. Please let me fuck your tight little ass-hole.”
“Do you really think you deserve it? I only let good little boys fuck that hole.”
“Probably not Mommy, but I’ll try to be better and it’s been so long since you let me go there. Please oh please let me have your ass.”
“Well…OK. It’s not like that little pencil dick of yours is going to stretch me out to bad. Pass me my glass dildo, I want to at least feel like I have something inside me. She slowly started to fuck her cunt with the glass toy while I lubed her ass. Once I had two fingers inside of her she said, “OK now Bitch, now you can come and fuck Mommy’s tight little ass.”
Oh fuck I love that feeling when I pop inside of her. It’s so different then her mouth or cunt. Of course I love being there as well. It’s just that this doesn’t happen very often and we were so connected and turned on and fuck yeah it was hott. She twisted the toy around so I could feel it rubbing against my cock and I thought I’d died and gone to heaven. “You like that don’t you Bitch? You like feeling another guys cock rubbing against yours, don’t you? One day I’m going to let you have that for real. You’d love to see me stuffed full of cock wouldn’t you? Maybe I’d invite another guy so I could have a cock in my mouth as well.”
That visual pushed me to the brink. “Oh Mommy I’m there. Please my I come in your ass!!”
“MMMM yes Baby. Fill my ass with all that sweet hot cum. That’s it Baby.”
It felt like I came buckets. I pumped stream after stream deep inside of her and when I slipped out I watched as a little trail of white oozed out of her ass. She twisted the toy around so it was hitting her G-spot and she kept playing with her clit. “Eat me Baby.”
Her inner thighs were covered with pussy juice and I eagerly started licking. She let go of the toy and slapped me hard across the face, “Not there, Bitch. Eat my ass out!”
“Oh no Mommy. Please not that.”
She slapped me again. “You do as you’re told, Bitch. Eat that cum out of my ass!”
I did as I was told. I kissed and licked and pushed my tongue as deep as it would go inside her freshly fucked ass as she kept fucking her cunt with the big glass toy and working her clitty. “Keep eating your cum out of my ass you dirty little boy. You’re a filthy little ass licking cum sucking bitch, aren’t you? AREN’T YOU???!!!”
She was screaming at me as wave upon wave rolled through her body and I kept eating as her juices poured out of her cunt and ran down to her ass and mixed with my juices and fuck yeah it was hot.
I wonder if any of our new neighbours could hear us?
sss
Dirty Boy
November 7, 2008
The move was a challenge, but ♀ is amazingly well organized and things unfolded pretty much as they were supposed to. Saturday was moving day and by Wednesday morning there wasn’t a cardboard box left in our nice new condo. Our storage locker down the hall is stuffed full of boxes and we haven’t hung anything up on the walls yet, but it’s starting to feel like home.
There were a couple of glitches on moving day. The guys delivering the new living room furniture decided there was no way in hell our new couch was going to fit in the elevator and they needed to be persuaded. It might be hard to imagine a sissy getting tough with a couple of burly movers, but I can turn it on if I really need to.
The other bit of excitement happened at the very end of the day. I’d only had about three hours sleep from when I got home from work Saturday morning and when the movers arrived and ♀ hadn’t had much more then that so by 10 pm we’d had enough. We decided we’d sleep better if we had a quick shower first (obviously our first in our new home). I was all soaped up and her hair was full of shampoo when the top half of the shower head popped off and landed on the bridge of her nose. She was between me and the tap and was bent over swearing a blue streak and there was water spraying everywhere…and yeah…exciting stuff.
The second night went way much better. We got lots of unpacking done and she even cooked a lovely roast dinner. It was the first time in almost a month that we’d had a home cooked meal that was actually cooked in our own home. It was so nice. After dinner she decided she wanted to have a bubble bath (there’s a very nice deep soaker tub in the ensuite. So I got it all ready for her; candles, soft music, a glass of red wine….the works.
I washed her back and filed her feet and marvelled at how it’ll be 7 years this month and I am still so madly in love with her. I wasn’t going to get in the tub with her, but she persuaded me and of course I was glad I did. Her skin was soft and silky from the bubble bath and she looked amazing in the candle light. We took turns using the wash cloth to drizzle warm water on each other. We kissed and touched and worked each other into a fine lather.
Once we were out of the tub though she wanted to slow things down a bit. I brushed and braided her hair then shaved her pussy. I must admit it was hard to concentrate because I could smell how horny she was, but a mistake down there with a razor would have been unforgivable and there was no blood shed.
Once I was done I had to give it the tongue test because that’s the best way to find any missed hairs and of course that led to things heating up again quite quickly. But after only a few short minutes she pushed my head away and said she was thirsty. She keeps a bottle of water on her night-stand and rolled over to get it. After a good long drink she backed up towards me (she was on all fours). I started licking her pussy again, but she had other ideas.
“Kiss my ass, Baby.” I didn’t need to be told twice. I spread her cheeks apart and started kissing and licking and it didn’t take long for my tongue to be as deep into her rosebud as I could get it. She started rocking back and forth against me. “That’s it, Baby, tongue-fuck my horny little ass!”
Don’tchya just love it when spontaneous stuff like that happens? We were both so tuned on. It was amazing. She rolled over on her back and put a pillow underneath her hips. “Do you want to fuck me now?”
“Oh gawd, yes!” The head of my cock was shiny with precum.
“What hole do you want, Baby?” Her legs were pulled up against her chest and she wiggled at me.
“Your ass. I need to fuck your ass.”
She reached up and twisted one of my nipples so hard I thought I might come right there. “Beg me for it, Bitch.”
I moved up close to her so my cock rubbed against her clit and I whisped in her ear, “Please Mommy. Please let me fuck your tight little ass-hole.”
“Do you really think you deserve it? I only let good little boys fuck that hole.”
“Probably not Mommy, but I’ll try to be better and it’s been so long since you let me go there. Please oh please let me have your ass.”
“Well…OK. It’s not like that little pencil dick of yours is going to stretch me out to bad. Pass me my glass dildo, I want to at least feel like I have something inside me. She slowly started to fuck her cunt with the glass toy while I lubed her ass. Once I had two fingers inside of her she said, “OK now Bitch, now you can come and fuck Mommy’s tight little ass.”
Oh fuck I love that feeling when I pop inside of her. It’s so different then her mouth or cunt. Of course I love being there as well. It’s just that this doesn’t happen very often and we were so connected and turned on and fuck yeah it was hott. She twisted the toy around so I could feel it rubbing against my cock and I thought I’d died and gone to heaven. “You like that don’t you Bitch? You like feeling another guys cock rubbing against yours, don’t you? One day I’m going to let you have that for real. You’d love to see me stuffed full of cock wouldn’t you? Maybe I’d invite another guy so I could have a cock in my mouth as well.”
That visual pushed me to the brink. “Oh Mommy I’m there. Please my I come in your ass!!”
“MMMM yes Baby. Fill my ass with all that sweet hot cum. That’s it Baby.”
It felt like I came buckets. I pumped stream after stream deep inside of her and when I slipped out I watched as a little trail of white oozed out of her ass. She twisted the toy around so it was hitting her G-spot and she kept playing with her clit. “Eat me Baby.”
Her inner thighs were covered with pussy juice and I eagerly started licking. She let go of the toy and slapped me hard across the face, “Not there, Bitch. Eat my ass out!”
“Oh no Mommy. Please not that.”
She slapped me again. “You do as you’re told, Bitch. Eat that cum out of my ass!”
I did as I was told. I kissed and licked and pushed my tongue as deep as it would go inside her freshly fucked ass as she kept fucking her cunt with the big glass toy and working her clitty. “Keep eating your cum out of my ass you dirty little boy. You’re a filthy little ass licking cum sucking bitch, aren’t you? AREN’T YOU???!!!”
She was screaming at me as wave upon wave rolled through her body and I kept eating as her juices poured out of her cunt and ran down to her ass and mixed with my juices and fuck yeah it was hot.
I wonder if any of our new neighbours could hear us?
sss
Sex in Public on Road Trip Day 9
September 10, 2008
You’ll never guess what I did at 4 am today…I hopped a fence and went skinny dipping in the hot springs. It was so nice having the whole place to myself. I was sorry ♀ wasn’t there with me, but we’d had a difficult night and besides I’m not sure how we would have explained both of us wandering around outside to the woman at the front desk. I explained what 30 years of night shift does to a person and told her I was walking down to the beach. We decided to spend a second night here so I was able to sleep in a bit. It was nice.
♀ called her dad…and cried…former sister-in-law….and cried…Junior …and cried. It’s understandable, of course. Besides having a child together, he’d been a part of her life since high school. A big part of why she’s upset right now is how this had hurt Junior, but eventually she’ll need to come to terms with her own issues.
We tried making love a couple of times, but she couldn’t find her mojo (hardly surprising) she offered to give me lovin’ (she’s so great), but I told her no. We did get naked and lay on the bed just touching each other for a while. I don’t know if being a sissy has anything to do with it, but I really liked just doing that.
♀ put the butt plug in me and we went for a stroll down to the lake in the late afternoon sunshine. There was no beach to speak of, but we found an old boat launch that was nice and private and took some pictures. When we got back we went for another dip in the hot springs. First we went into the caves, which are quite hot. Right beside them is a very cold ‘stream-fed’ pool. ♀wanted me to go in…at first I refused, but then she said she’d fuck me with the ‘Feeldoe’ so in I jumped. After that we went into the big pool. It’s a little cooler then the caves, but still very nice. We spent most of our time fondling each other and making comments about the women in the pool: cuteness, nice boobs, fat asses, odd tattoos, interesting bathing suits, the dynamics of the couples we saw…the list is endless.
When we got back D called to say we have a done deal on the apartment. Yippee!
I braided her hair and laced her into her corset. She hasn’t worn it for several weeks. The dress she wore to dinner wasn’t fancy, but wow the corset made her look uberhot even in a plain dress. The waiters seemed to be making lots of trips past our table. Unfortunately, we had a waitress and the service was terrible. I think she was jealous.
After dinner we went back into the hot springs. We found a relatively quiet corner in the caves and made out until ♀ got over heated. We went into the big pool and ♀ sat on my lap and teased me. It was all light and playful until I felt a big warm gush. She was peeing on me! I love it when she pisses on me, but for her to do it there…well fuck! It made me really really excited. She could feel how hard my cock was getting so she turned around and asked me if I wanted to fuck her right there in the pool with all the people around. I told her I did, but I thought there would be a lack of lubrication in the water. The pool was still quite crowded and lots of people were sitting on other peoples laps so that didn’t attract attention. The mineral water is murky so nobody could really see what was going on. She kept necking with me and playing with my nipples and fiddling with positions and then holy doodle, I was inside of her. There were people all around us and she just bounced lightly up and down on my cock. It was so freakin’ exciting. After about 10 minutes they announced it was closing time and people needed to get out of the pool. It was pretty clear I wasn’t going to be able to come with that kind of pressure and I was going to need a few minutes to settle down so she got off me and we composed ourselves. Even though neither of us had an orgasm, it was an intensely exciting experience.
When we got back to our room, we had a shower and shaved the various body parts that needed shaving. When we got out she told me to kneel on the bed and she brought out our new flogger. She beat me for about ten minutes; lightly at first, then harder and harder. By the time she stopped, my ass was on fire and my cock was rock hard again. She lay on her back and I entered her easily. Then spread my legs like a good sissy. I bit her lip while we were kissing and she slapped my face. She reminded me that only she is allowed to inflict pain and unless she says otherwise she expects me to kiss like a girl…gently. She told me what a bad boy I was for fucking her in the pool and how I would have been punished and publicly humiliated if I’d been caught. It didn’t take long for me to come.
By this time, ♀had found her mojo and really needed an orgasm. So we continued with the pool fantasy while I fingered her come filled cunt. A strapping young boy had been watching us and knew what was going on. He edged closer to us and when he was sitting right next to us he slipped his hand down into his own bathing suit. I was unaware of his presence, but ♀ locked eyes with him and licked her lips in the most seductive way, encouraging him as she bounced up and down on my cock. When all three of us were very close, the strapping young boy grabbed me by the hips and lowered me onto his lap with ♀ still impaled on my cock. He didn’t enter me, but he grabbed ♀ breasts with his big strong hands, pulled her to him and kissed her like a real man with me sandwiched between them. That one image is what did it for her and she had a long intense orgasm.
Yeah, it was smokin’ hot! But I haven’t forgotten she owes me a <Feeldoe> fuck.
Happy Boobies
August 17, 2008
As most of you know this past week sss and I have been very stressed for reasons that we could not talk about at the time. We are now able to share with you what has been going on in our exciting and ever changing life (as most of you know OUR life is NEVER dull…even when we want it to be).
I went for a mammogram at the beginning of August. Two days later I got a phone call that I needed to come back in and have further tests done. They would not tell me why I needed these tests done just that they were necessary. That is when our life got turned upside down, inside out and backwards. I returned early this week (2 different days) for the other tests they needed to do while still waiting patiently. One of the techs at the diagnostic center was nice enough to share with me the previous pictures that had been taken and showed me a circle about the size of a baby finger nail in one of my breasts. This made my whole nightmare a reality. Today was my doctors appointment to talk about results. Guess who did not get any sleep last night? I know lots of women end up with no serious problem, but it is hard to keep yourself together and think positive and not let the “what if’s?” in. That is why we asked you all to send positive thoughts our way.
AND THE NEWS IS……..
The doctor had good news to report today. We do to need to worry about anything at this point. They are fairly certain the spot is just dense breast tissue and she has requested that I return for another mammogram in 6 months so they can compare pictures.
Thanks to everyone for their support through all this.
♀ & sss
Her period started the day after the doctors appointment so PMS combined with a good reason to get emotional and her breasts often get tender and achy during that week, but in those circumstances…well you can just imagine.
I really did try to stay positive and upbeat, but it’s hard not to let your mind wander. Also, neither of us are any good at hiding our emotions from each other. It didn’t matter what we were saying, she could see the worry in my eyes and I could see the fear in hers.
We tried several times to make love during those nine days, but she was only able to come once. It was a small orgasm and she was crying (again) when it finished.
“You don’t touch them like you did before.”
“I don’t want to hurt you.”
“It’s so not fair. My boobs are the one part of my body that I really like and now there might be something wrong with them.”
“Everything is going to be fine. I really believe that.” It was dark enough that she couldn’t see my eyes and I managed to keep my voice steady.
“What if it’s not? What if it’s something….bad?” Neither of us have said ‘it’ out loud.
“If you lost a tit, you could borrow one of mine. See, there’s another advantage to being married to a sissy.”
The wait: Interminable. The stress: Palpable.
We took the stairs rather then the elevator after we left the doctors office and she stopped at a landing between floors and threw her arms around me. We kissed long and deep and passionately and I fondled her with great gusto and she was very pleased.
We didn’t have time for sex that day, but I woke her up the following morning when I got home from work. Her period had just started and she was crampy and still tired. I suggested that we wait until later, but she didn’t think that was an option. Actually, I think her exact words were, “I need to have sex with you. Right now!” I’ll never get tired of hearing that.
I got some towels and we got busy. Not surprisingly, I gave her breasts lots of attention to start off with. (They really are beautiful. She thinks so to. Just ask her. And if you want to see them, don’t be shy cuz she isn’t.) After a while I asked if I could go down on her. She said yes and as I suckled her clit like a miniature nipple I watched her play with her boobs. She squeezed them together and pulled them up to her face giving herself cleavage she could barely see past. She took a nipple into her mouth and sucked it just like I was sucking her clit. She held it between her teeth and let go of her boob. She stretched her other nipple the same way then she wrapped her arms around herself like she was giving her breasts a great gig hug.
She squirted a bunch of lube between her breasts and motioned for me to come up to her.
“I want you to fuck them. I need to feel that big thick cock between my tits.”
I straddled her and she squeezed them together, encasing me in lube slick boobage. Every time I thrust forward the head of my cock popped into her mouth. I didn’t last long, but she didn’t seem to mind. She squeezed every last drop I had onto her breasts.
I knelt beside her. With one hand I massaged my cum into her breasts and with two fingers of my other hand I massaged her G-spot. She looked after her clit. It didn’t take her long to come, but when she did she was able to ride the wave for a very long time. I think ‘joyous’ would be an apt description of her orgasm.
When she was done I licked the blood and pussy juices off of our fingers, kissed her deeply and fondled her spectacular breasts.
“I have happy boobies again, Baby!”
Cheers,
♀ & sss
Cuckold
February 17, 2008
We finally got around to the special pampering I promised ♀ last week. I first got the idea after <our last pedicure>. We have an old portable foot spa in our storage and one day a couple of weeks ago I dug it out and plugged it in to see if it still worked. It has settings for ‘heat’, ‘massage’ & ‘bubbles’. Only the bubbles still seemed to be working, but that was OK for what I had planned.
On Valentines Day Eve I took ♀ upstairs to the office. I had the foot spa filled with hot water and Epsom salts set up under the computer desk, a glass of wine waiting for her and soft music playing. She did homework and soaked her piggies while I brushed and braided her hair. Have I ever mentioned how much I love playing with her hair?
Once her hair was done and her feet were soaked, I pulled up a stool and got to work. I filed her feet, removed the last of the old nail polish (I hate that part), clipped and filed her nails. Then I shaved her legs. It was much easier then trying to do it in the shower. I massaged lotion into her feet and body butter onto her nice smooth legs and I finished by applying two coats of ruby-red polish on her toe nails.
The whole thing took about an hour and when I was done we retired to the boudoir aka hopped into the sack, but before I could start anything ♀ decided her pussy needed shaving. If you’re new here (We got reviewed on <Jane’s Guide>…I am so excited! Thanks Shay!) and want to see a pic of ♀ shaved pussy <click here>.
Once her pussy was shaved, I gave it the tongue test cuz that’s the only way to be sure I hadn’t missed any hairs. I had done a great job with no stubble to be found and as an added bonus she already tasted horny. So I stayed right where I was and I licked and kissed and nibbled and poked and did all the things that she loves me to do with my mouth and she groaned and moaned and stroked my head and slid one smooth leg across my shoulders while a soft foot caressed my ass and when her juices were running down my chin she told me she needed my cock so I slid up and kissed her and she reached down to guide me into her and that’s when she noticed. I had completely failed to load.
Occasionally I have troubles keeping an erection and sometimes I can’t manage an orgasm, but I can almost always get it up…especially with all the foreplay we’d had. Usually just a whiff of her pussy is enough to get me going. The only explanation I can come up with is I’ve had a brutal cold the past few days and maybe the decongestants dried up more then my runny nose. ♀ was as compassionate and understanding as could be and even though she was really, really horny her only concern was my delicate male ego.
“What the fuck is up with that??!!”She growled without a trace of irony. She told me to kneel beside her and she took my flaccid member into her mouth. While she tried to blow life into me (funny…that whole ‘sucking’ called ‘blowing’) she played with my nipples with one hand and my balls and even my ass with her other hand. Nothing.
“Have you been masturbating?” She demanded. I’m not allowed to and I haven’t cheated and I told her that and was trying to tell her it must be the cold, but she wasn’t interested.
She told me to sit on the hope-chest at the end of the bed. She said I could touch myself, but I couldn’t touch her and I couldn’t move off the hope-chest. She reached into one of her toy drawers and pulled out our biggest dildo. She slowly licked the head of it, looked over at me and said, “I’m going to show you how a real man fucks.”
While I watched she licked and sucked and transformed the silicone toy into a real live man. She told me how big and strong he was, how firm his ass felt in her hands as he slid in and out of her mouth. She described how his cock felt in her mouth, how it almost made her gag as it pushed down her throat. She smeared his pre-come on her lips and licked it off like the finest chocolate.
She wrapped her breasts around his spit-slick cock and I watched transfixed as he fucked her tits, the tip of his big purple cock meeting the tip of her pretty pink tongue with each thrust.
She guided him down her tummy, past her belly-button ring and held him tight against her freshly shaved cunt. His cock looked huge in between the two thin strips of her pubic hair. She thought so as well because she asked me if I thought he would fit. The way he was laying, he almost reached her navel. She told me she might never be the same.
Nothing would have distracted me as he slowly pushed inside of her. Her smooth lips stretching wide to accommodate him. The lips I had so carefully shaved. She told me how much he liked the smoothness of her and how he laughed when she told him I had shaved her just so he could fuck her. She described in detail how he felt as he slid further and further inside of her. When she’d taken him all the way she moved her hand and lifted her legs up so I could see. I’d never seen her like that before; her cunt stretched wide, stuffed full of cock. I could see her clit sticking up above and a trail of pussy juice running down her ass onto the sheet.
With one hand she started rubbing her clit and with the other she helped guide him in and out of her cunt. She described how full he made her feel and how good it felt to be fucked by a man instead of a sissy. She said he liked the feel of her smooth legs against his ass cheeks and she asked me how her pretty toe nails looked against his muscular legs.
I could tell when she was getting close. Her eyes scrunched tight and her toes curled and she couldn’t do much except moan as he fucked her into oblivion. When they were done she slid him slowly out of her cunt and started licking her juices off of him.
“Do you want sloppy seconds Baby?”
It wasn’t until then that I realized my cock was so hard it ached. I eagerly mounted her as she continued to lick him.
“Is it in yet?” She asked.
“You better put your legs on the outside so I can squeeze mine together. Maybe then I’ll be able to feel that little pencil dick”
I did as she instructed. “I guess that’s a little better, but not much. I’d never realized how small your sissy-clitty was until I had a real man.”
She held him up to my face. “Look Baby, he’s hard again. You better hurry up or he just might fuck that horny little ass of yours.”
That’s all it took. It felt like I came gallons inside of her, but she took no notice of my orgasm. She just kept licking his big purple cock. When I was done she told me I could lick her clean.
She seemed to enjoy me eating two big loads of ejaculate out of her pussy because she was able to have a second big O. Then fantasy guy went back in the toy drawer, I went to work and ♀ slept very well.
Cheers,
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